Justin Umstead

Accountant | Author of Workflow Pro | CPA Exam Candidate | Accounting Heroes Blogger 🧮

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I just published a massive article with over 30 powerful hacks that help accountants work faster, reduce stress, and reclaim their time.

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@Careerflex2 @ywomendeservles I was with my ex-wife for 15 years and there are things I never told her. I’m thankful every day that I didn’t. I know now that information would have never been safe with her.

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@ScapeKatie @satishshar1 That’s a truth that goes both ways. I don’t think it’s specific to one gender.

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@hideouslyugly @BlackDumpling Nobody is asking you to be a bodybuilder man 😅 Just work with what you have. It doesn’t take much, just 30 min of dedicated effort per week over a couple months.

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@INTERIORPORN1 Kids aren’t for everyone, and it doesn’t automatically make you selfish or a narcissist.

People who don’t have kids just need to realize that they are giving up a big part of their legacy.

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@joblessmeow @Reddit_Retards A majority of Threads too

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@tschlepps5 @MurrayHillGuy1 I know the feeling. I’ve had some really nasty arguements with a few of them. They always make it personal and say hurtful things, even though I explain my arguement neutrally and respectfully. Women like that just aren’t hard-wired to think objectively.

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@subsonic_flow @MomsPostingLs 🤖 “Your auto-generated safe word is…. Je73&;9:!>Afgh62”

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@tina072884 @Hitchslap1 I think some people know they were hurt and are aware of the signs, but they choose to blindly trust the next person anyway.

They don’t want to lose the innocent version of themselves that saw the best in people.

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@Overmind0088 @GenAcc69 @Cr7Godbrand It’s a Marie Claire article and it appears to be genuine. 🙂‍↕️ It’s a convincing display of how feminism has overridden some women’s grasp of reality.

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@Corbienest @TheMuppetPastor It’s not hard for women to get attention up into their 50’s and beyond. I don’t think the wall is a thing.

But I do think it becomes harder for both men and women to find quality people to date as they get older. Not all attention is equally valuable.

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@IncelKulak The pride I felt when I realized what was on his cap. 🙌🏻

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@standards103 @LukeLuketreesss @bathcat I once watched Bear Grylls use a bottle, a tarp, a cup, and his own urine to make a solar still. Not sure how realistic that is to do en masse. 😂

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@EmBeeThree I’ve seen firsthand what active, full-time parenting can do. I know a 4 year old who can read at a 2nd grade level, write his name, add and subtract double digits in his head, multiply and divide single digits, and speak a decent amount of Spanish. Incredible kid.

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@TBox954 @jebtard89 @Negen_11 Group A might have a higher number of apples, but group B is better at producing apples. “Why?” is just as important as “how many?”

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@PropositoyVida His MPG probably just went up at least 5.

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@Aretetolife_03 @downbadcomment Cheaters don’t walk around wearing red “A’s” sewn on their shirts like they used to. A lot of people are deceptively good liars.

If you have to be paranoid all the time watching their behavior, is it even worth it? Living in constant hyper-vigilance?

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@TheAudacity_26 @reddit_lies “You do whatever with women” - the OP literally said they are taking it intentionally slow with the girl they are talking to.

Sleeping with a lot of men signals high risk tolerance and low discretion. For someone wanting something real, those are huge turn-offs.

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@sheinkin17 @LundukeJournal I think this is one of those cases where it may be legal to the letter of the law, but it still feels unethical.

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@cordes_tax Glad your night went smooth! Take your win, but remember one night is one night. It’s a novel situation for your kids, so they are less likely to push back.

The problems intensify when you begin to do it every night alone - that’s when they start to test your boundaries. 😅

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@Impregnator69 @sjryanwriter @lporiginalg “Of course I’m wrong. Nobody is right 100% of the time. It’s just this one issue that I will always stand my ground on because I’ve done the work. I’ve tested my ideas. I’m simply not open to suggestion. I think you’re looking at it incorrectly.”