Justin Ritchie

[Justin Ritchie @justinoabel]

I'm going to invoice @Hertz for the time I'm spending in line today. What a disgrace. Nearly a hundred people in line at LAS and only two of the EIGHT computers attended.

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@TJBeatrice @Hertz In line with you. This is shameful. We're losing our entire afternoon. @Hertz should be paying us at this point.

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@waitbutwhy Buy any house

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@therealjimteal @emilynclark If y'all figure it out, let me know. I also have a full case of accompaniment cassettes from singing in church as a teen 😂

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@gabsmashh Totally inappropriate to mention breasts in a tweet that was clearly about getting bummed.

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@therealjimteal What'd I miss?

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@AGoldmund If that cryptkeeper idea doesn't work out, Seth Rogan would probably buy this.

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@therealjimteal That's the hole for your coffee mug.

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@therealjimteal bUt no iNcOmE tAxEs

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@andincorporated @hankgreen Shoot, I was just here for the Tupac reactions. Maybe it'll still get Tupac trending though, if we keep typing Tupac in the comments.

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@therealjimteal "Chewy" is the nickname. Who answered that?! I demand their name, nickname, or phonetic transcription.

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@ElyKreimendahl Oh good, it's not just me.

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@ginnyhogan_ Amen.

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@therealjimteal I was ruminating on this tweet (of yours, it turns out) recently, but couldn't recall where I saw it.

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@billcash3 Well? What was on fire, Billllll? You can't just leave all of Twitter hanging.

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It dawned on me today to re-listen to some classic yes/yes/no episodes, and I'm more sad than I anticipated being.

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@CraigyFerg I had one of those moments yesterday. Amazing how strong our fear of embarrassment is and how much we're willing to give up for it. Thanks for the reminder!

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@billcash3 Same for this shipping dock with a ten foot screen.

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@therealjimteal Naming the state "Florida" was historical fraudulent marketing, in my view.

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@Lj_era8 Ouch. My childhood shows preceded all of these...