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[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

MATTIA ZACCAGNI'S FIRST ITALY GOAL IS AN ALL-TIMER TO RESCUE THE AZZURRI FROM DEFEAT! 😱

EURO 2024 SCRIPTWRITERS, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 🇮🇹

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@MacMillerMemoir Ladders or dang!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pale Blue Dot is a photo of Earth that was taken by the Voyager 1 space probe in 1990 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) as it was leaving our solar system. This is what Carl Sagan said about the photo:

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”

[Brotips @brotips]

"I swear to God this is not a joke, this is actually — we’re terrified," the 911 caller told police. 👽

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Thanks @EASPORTSFIFA packed him outta a 150 coin pack!

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@zerocalgreentea Same :(

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@blink182 No heart to Speak Of 🤙🏻

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Going to blink again! 😊

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@PabstBlueRibbon Trickle more in please!

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Since when has there been a pbr extra? Or have I just been living under a rock @PabstBlueRibbon

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Someone come day drink with me right meow!

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@katieswitch I figured you meet me there.

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I’m going to hell tonight.

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I’ll pay someone five dollars to come run me over.

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@katieswitch It’s quite nice isn’t it?!

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It’s 8 and I’m wasted off my white girl ass

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Spending my Valentine’s Day at Darby’s watching all these couples be overly disgusting and “in love”.

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Today was just a normal Monday at work until this little kid pulled out a harmonica and started walking around the store playing it. Best part is he sounded pretty good.