KP.MD

Haki Master
Professional Yapper
Keyboard Warrior

[KP.MD @justintsane]

Fuck the name artemis goes hard

[KP.MD @justintsane]

Why would you volunteer that you eat cottage cheese by the ladleful on your profile?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[MARKET HOTEL @markethotelnyc]

A Bushwick landmark

[Mo @fruitpibble]

nah bro i told you i just been bulking for 28 years

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

I like brunette women who are insane

[KP.MD @justintsane]

My conversations withe the dog and plants are getting longer and longer by the day

[KP.MD @justintsane]

I knew I knew those micro bangs 😂😂😂

[KP.MD @justintsane]

I just realized I haven't taken advantage of unlimited access to a midtown rooftop.

JUSTIN YOURE FUCKING SLACKING. THAT'S THE ULTIMATE WORK PERK

[KP.MD @justintsane]

No one tell the trainer that I have carbs in my gym bag (it's dried pho and soba)

[KP.MD @justintsane]

It wasn't a phase mom, I still toss my bangs to the side like an emo kid

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Employed people watching unemployed people at the Knicks championship parade

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im squatting in the costco parking lot playing dice and smoking cigarettes with the chinese guys as we wait for executive hours to open

[KP.MD @justintsane]

Me af

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

New Yorkers sitting at work during the Knicks championship parade

[KP.MD @justintsane]

If I tweet anything uncharacteristic, I been compromised.....

Times like this I wish I was more in pocket than out all the time

[KP.MD @justintsane]

I'm pretty sure I've seen this set up in a murder mystery before

[KP.MD @justintsane]

Someone is smoking hair on this train or the craziest version of crack