Justin Vahala

Singer, Songwriter, Fool

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Interrogated by TSA for having a pack of tarot cards in my bag. Have we learned nothing from Salem, people?!

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Spending the week in Dallas, the dazzling turquoise inset of the Bible Belt.

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

"Face it, {name}. After 12 years together, you still couldn't pronounce her name right." Best advice I've overheard yet #waiter #hears #all

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Dying alone means that last cookie is always yours. Always, yours. #valentine #brightside #keebler #elves

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Note to self. For future performances in the Upper East Side, a Gay Messiah/Come Pick Me Up mashup is probably not appropriate. #rufusryan

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Some days I get really scared that I'll black out and name my child Chablis. Also that I'll have a child. #chablis #winefornames #reallife

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

All is fair in love and artificial insemination @ma_anoli #parkslope #nights #snooping

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Who cooks a meal naked then waits in her penthouse half-naked? #concerned #Beyonce #hot #oil #whendidsheputonclothes

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

If only I could quit a job with emojis. 🙀💸🔫📞😻💰🏃💃👌

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

"At least you're living in the best of all your personal hells." Thanks, mom, for keeping it real. #realtalk #mom #needtomove #snowday

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

I basically just want a job for which I carry a satchel. #settling #ba #specificallyleather #alteredexpectations

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

That crippling realization that all those adorable tropical shirts you bought will look so stupid in two months #dogdays #socutetho #flowers

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Perfect rehearsal for #whatleavesthewindhaslaid today. I feel lucky^7 to know such talented weirdos in this city. 7/31, 7:30p @DixonPlace

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Paris, where everything you knew about direction goes out the window and down some side street through a passage. #lost

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Come to the 9th St. stage on 5th Ave. at 1 to hear me play at Brooklyn Pride! Come for the Dolly Parton duet, the vest, and the love!

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Alright metronome, let's do this #recordingday #rhythmicunicorn

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Honkering down with my guitar and a metronome to get ready for recording next week #gettingshitdone #whatistemporeally #hatekeysignatures

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

All I'm saying is at least the zombies know what they want, and they AREN'T afraid to ask for it #thewalkingdead #sickday #youdoyouzombies

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

Actually just searched "luscious curly locks?" on google. Methinks tis time to leave the apartment. #sunnyday #butreallyhow #tips

[Justin Vahala @justinvahala]

March, or that month where I negotiated Girl Scout cookies with battling evil in a fishnet shirt and assless chaps. #GRAVITY #yogaeveryday