Skeletaur

freshly baked everyday 🍪

[Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang]

millennial midlife crisis be like

maybe i should reinstall world of warcraft

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

They should give this trailer an Academy Award.

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

They preparing us for water shortages 😭😭😭

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Are you even a cat parent if you don't take attendance before leaving the house to make sure somebody isn't trapped in the closet

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

Worth more than every data center combined.

[Hayes Ball @ballhazin]

Are Bonita fish big

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Wives on a Sunday during a major global sporting event: There's a kids birthday party we need to go that's during the game

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Frankly Taco Bell has built up a lot of goodwill from me. I forgive them

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

I think for the next lockdown I’ll learn how to make udon noodles from scratch

[Skeletaur @justinwidener]

@Capitals @MonSportsNet No one can watch it.

[Skeletaur @justinwidener]

@MonSportsNet @Capitals @JoeBpXp @Laughlin18 @RealSmokinAl It’s requiring me to make an account. Been a die hard caps fan since i was a kid and never had this much trouble watching a game, laughably a preseason game.

[Zito @_Zeets]

So we basically have state controlled media

[Dia @Queen_Dia_]

@zoerosebryant Watching someone live tweet the wonder of experiencing a classic for the first time is truly one of the best parts of this place

[emmie. ✊🏿🦝📼🕸️🧨 @emeraldappul]

their freakout of the flat earth seems so fucking genuine, i love it

[aidan 🇵🇸 @AidansMovieCam]

He performed the miracle over the Mojave is what he did. he bravely saved 150 lives that day, and in this house Nathan Fielder is a HERO