Justin Lewis

Good jokes. Bad jokes. Jokes I tell my mom. Aaaaaand jokes I DON’T.

[Justin Lewis @JustinYoJT]

@FortIS_55 You are an actual insane person.

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@BullBoss5 Americans take action over being acted upon.

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@theskindoctor13 Hmmm seems like we shouldn’t have peace summits with terror states.

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@ImMeme0 This makes my redcoat trigger finger itchy.

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@FmrRepMTG Shut up Marge.

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@BuenoForMiami There is a conversation to be had about circumcision, but it’s not even close to comparable to HRT or REMOVAL of healthy body parts.

Bad leftist. No biscuit.

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@Worldisastage11 @MilleyMich39119 More like “tweaked tattoos.”

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@DissentFu Why do you not have any savings? I’m 29 and I have savings and don’t make a ton of money

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@_jonbowlin Please, tell me more about my religion.

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@EvidenceOfFaith Many religions have clothing that is worn to show or symbolize covenant with God. A rosary could be looked at similarly. The item or garment itself doesn’t bring people closer to God, but our observance to the faith and hope symbolized by it will.
Not that weird.

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@jbhrdumdutdada @nypost @McJuggerNuggets Baby gets aborted for having Down syndrome, but the people who are mad about that are the ones without humanity.

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@nypost @McJuggerNuggets So I flushed him.

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@Alexoo4 @McJuggerNuggets So full of hate they think Down syndrome children don’t deserve to automatically get deleted.

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@McJuggerNuggets Couple kills baby over preference, get surprise Pikachu face when people think that’s messed up.

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@malditaconejitx “My boyfriend is a better person than I…and I feel pretty insecure.”

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@djneyoru And you guys would loose your minds.

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@marylisa_m @BlondeBigot11 @gofishh77 In the way we raise him, the things that lead to a tantrum aren’t tolerated. It only gets to the point of this child when you let the little things slide.

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@marylisa_m @BlondeBigot11 @gofishh77 I feel like this is rage bait. My kid doesn’t act like this because he knows it will get him nothing. He knows the look and when he’s gone too far. Your kid acts like this if it gets them something of what they want.

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@AnneOfTheBooks “Then who have you been praying to?”

But for real that’s between you and God.

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@RefinedPopulist I watched this movie with my little guy. I enjoyed it about as much as the first two seasons. He immediately asked if we could watch it again. It was fun. I understand we want more as Star Wars fans, but it was good and not crap.