Emperor Zurg

Know Your Worth. Always.

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@NandosUK very upset at my chicken today!

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

I would love to see a Taken movie about Bryan, Sam, and the gang doing a job back in the day or how they got their skills/worked together. #taken #oliviermegaton #pierremorel

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@SimonOLeary_ Sorry, just saw this!

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@sainsburys I bought these chicken wings and they went off 3 days before the date they said. Recently, this has been happening a lot from my local. Please can you replace?

[Kyle Glen @KyleJGlen]

Unbelievable footage of violence in Wembley tonight. A literal child gets punched by a full grown man and an Asian man is kicked repeatedly in the head by several people. Disgusting behaviour.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Cuthbert has been found GUILTY…

..of being delicious.
#FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

How can @monzo close my account without any explanation, after payroll had ran and I have DD to meet, bills to pay, and my rent. #monzo is a fucking joke. #monzobank as if it isn’t a pandemic and people are struggling enough as it is.

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@monzo you closed my account without explanation. On top of that, 5 days before my salary was due to be paid, AFTER payroll had ran at my company. Now I am without my wages and my rent has to be paid but Hahahaha hahaha fantastic. Thank you.

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@LostWordsPod Ep. 30, ‘we can’t leave’ made me think so much of the Simpson’s movie and being stuck in the dome 😭😭😭. We may end up being the new grand canyon 😂

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@ciabaudo Was he ever headmaster at Barclay Junior School??

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@bookofzu 😂😂😂😂 this is the BEST tweet of 2020

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@NathanMckenziee @chiccotime_ @NathanMckenziee this is unacceptable.

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

Yaasssss

[zel @denzeldion]

1,2 STEP

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

#sundaysessions loving the vibes

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

Sliding into DMs

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@tee_637 hey boo

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@ThreeUK Every time I get connected with an advisor after 2+ hrs of waiting I get cut off when I say I want to end my contract. What kinda behaviour is this? Are you putting that much pressure on employees I can’t end my contract?

[Emperor Zurg @justjay1738]

@ThreeUK Why is it whenever I say I want to cancel my contract in a talk with a specialist they cut me off? I WANT TO END MY CONTRACT SO TAKE THIS AS FORMAL NOTICE.