Chapo beans

I was sober for 11 years then I turned 12.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bryan Mbeumo builds his perfect #mufc player:

Speed? “Amad”
Dribbling? “Amad”
Skills? “Zirkzee”
Tackling? “Casemiro”
Passing? “Bruno”
Finishing? “Cunha”
Strength? “Matthijs de Ligt”
Long shots? “Bruno”

via @ViaplayFotball

[ags @agstkd]

World Cup is fun, but i miss Manchester United

[Joice🤍🇧🇪 @Joiceoflagos]

This one 😭🤣

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Manchester United will feature in the latest instalment of 'All or Nothing' for a record fee for any comparable documentary 🔴💰

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Micah Richards on Patrick Dorgu:

🗣️ “But… but seriously, Patrick Dorgu might be the most confusing player Manchester United have signed in years 😭

One minute you’re watching him at left-back thinking, ‘Yeah, he’s definitely not a natural full-back.’

Then he moves to left wing and you’re thinking, ‘Hmm… I’m not sure he’s a natural winger either.’

Then out of nowhere he unleashes a 30-yard rocket into the top corner and drops a 10/10 performance like it’s nothing 😂

I genuinely don’t know what this guy is, he’s too attacking to be a traditional left-back.

He’s not quite polished enough to be a conventional winger, he’s somehow chaotic and effective at the same time.

At this point, I think Dorgu’s actual position is just ‘footballer.’

Stick him on the pitch and let him figure it out.” 😭

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

✅ 9 Man South Africa vs Mexico - TWO shots on target

❌ 11 Man Arsenal vs PSG - ONE shot on target

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Baftey🥷🏾 @akokc_davido]

repost if you think Bruno’s 21 assists is bigger than arsenal’s EPL trophy

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Imagine finally ending a 22-year drought and the entire internet is still talking about Manchester United's captain. The levels are tragic

[(fan) Maxwell @utdmax0]

🚨🎙️Defoe on Bruno Fernandes getting talked about more than Arsenal:

“Bruno Fernandes getting talked about more than Arsenal winning the premier league after 22 years is very funny… Arsenal waited for this after many years just for one individual to overshadow them.

Just imagine winning the league in 22 years, and one individual out of no where breaks an all time record and all of a sudden, he is the one getting talked about more… that’s how big Manchester United is.

I’m not saying Arsenal is a small club…” (Laughs)

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

This is not mine. This is yours. This is ours.

From all the players, staff and everyone involved in the club, to you guys who supported us every single day of the season.

Grateful for your love and support ❤️

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me enjoying the first 2 days with a baddie before she realise that I'm a broke guy:

[MATOJA @sosteene]

Ukienda competition ya kuimba na soprano alafu upewe Kindiki kama opponent .

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full time: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.

[main scorer 🇨🇩 @01margiela]

niggas be named james n it be one nigga

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga how tf I’m a vegan if I got kids?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“We should meet up after work!”

me after getting off work:

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

Sometimes I wonder if Nigeria has the necessary documents to be a country😌