konki

Story of civilization is nothing but the story of good civil engineering | my only claim to relevance is sanity.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My brother Kevin,Unajua some of us work,Extremely hard. Mwanaume kama mimi kuambiwa nanuka jasho is not an insult,can never be. But you wouldn’t understand,when kairo employed you trying to rescue you from your underfunded alcoholism,2 hours later you were asleep under a car. Jasho utatoa wapi?

You are a loser with a chronic illness I will not disclose. Claiming to have rich parents but the truth is your parents know very well you cannot survive without them,you are as feeble as a deflated penis. Umetoka rehab juzi day 2 umerudi kwa chingli. So how can you lecture a grown man like me whom families depend on, about sweating,you have never sweated. You only sweat when you’re fainting after imbibing chang’aa.

Mimi ni mwanaume bana,my name is Kimani,not Cinderrela. You have no range to lecture me on hygiene,my sweat comes out as a previledge that I have done my part of the day,yours comes out as a punishment from your worn out cells

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

@_Braam You know for such a trip, they nutting in her? Hahahahaha

[GK ni mjamo! @CallmeJaymoh]

My life is really scaring me. I am turning 27 in a weeks time, Sina job, Sina anything Maaaaaaahn am tired

[konki @justmainaaa]

@CallmeJaymoh Tuko wengi. Surviving is winning bro

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

Kuna siku while cruising my wingroad niliona baddies wakitembea nikahorn kuwasalimia gari ikazima😭

[Miiri Julius @miirilaw]

If I send you I send you this! Just know you are lying and I’m about to tell the truth 😂😂💀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Chairperson of Matatu Owners Association has declared that the Strike is still on In front of that Mumu CS for Energy & that other Black panther from the ministry of Transport. The fear is gone & Mama assembly's mbuzi back in Sikhendu has given birth to Twins. Weka Mawe!!🥳🔥🔥

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

REJECT FUEL PRICES!

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 @itsKoech_]

Our Kip in Qatar impregnated a Filipino girl and went MIA immediately after, the lady gave birth and opened a TikTok page where she posts the kid alongside the Deadbeat dad.

The story gained traction on Kalenjin TikTok, now the kid has online aunts and uncles who send upkeeps.

[🏮 @2manst3p]

being an engineer in Kenya worst decision you’d ever make

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

African Champion🤴

It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Ugandans obsession with soup is crazy. Why your country land locked and your mouth too. It’s like you guys don’t produce saliva 😭😭

[konki @justmainaaa]

@MrBeast Hi

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Girl Dad day out 🖤 🖤 🖤

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨

Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️

@KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

[adidas @adidas]

1:59:30. Humanity just got faster.

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[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30!

Kenyans invented running™

[Atlanta Dream @AtlantaDream]

wagwan wadau! its madina! KENYA I LOVE YOU! and REESE said HIIIIIII

[Adele @Adele_lide]

President Ruto anajionea mengi kweli kwenye hii nchi 😂😂😂

[Atlanta Dream @AtlantaDream]

WELCOME TO ATLANTA 🅰️

With the 13th pick, the Atlanta Dream selects Madina Okot from the University of South Carolina.