On this day in 1871, the Paris Commune began its brief history before a conservative government drowned it in blood. While it lasted, the Commune sketched out a new way to run a major city based on democracy and the public good, not private profiteering.
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Me: who’s that
Co-worker: Really dude? That’s Tommy Custard. You know, the King of Cream? He’s here to inspect the custard factory
Me: (Remembering I��ve been filling my boots with stolen custard) (Running away, custard squelching out with every step)
Tommy Custard: Who’s that