Bob

[Bob @justmoremither]

#wimbledon #BBCTennis PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can you dip the ambient mics on the covered courts. WE can't hear the commentators over the bee hive white noise of the rain on the roof. @MrAndrewCotter have a word please! It's making us feverish!

[Bob @justmoremither]

No longer will I need to read about the glittering successes of my many peers, pedalling their wares, leaving me with a feeling of inadequacy & failure. An elaborate plan to help my mental health Elon, but you really didn’t need to spend that much on lil old me #RIPTwitter

[Bob @justmoremither]

@robdelaney Theragun. Has revolutionised our evenings. We are both touching 50 and our combined aches and pains are dealt with in ad breaks. Sexy times! Ear trumpet next 🙄

[Bob @justmoremither]

I reckon this was when someone decided to invent reality tv - so they had an endless supply of more appealing guests 🤣

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

An #AccidentalPartridge classic. https://t.co/T5LipdbQzx

[Prof. Pragya Agarwal @DrPragyaAgarwal]

The children’s section in WHSmith Edinburgh. Do you see the problem?

[Bob @justmoremither]

@ChrisJonesGeek @chris_allen Congratulations!!!

[Bob @justmoremither]

#bbcnewschannel
There have been so many changes and shuffles in government of late that it would be helpful to give us a name when saying ‘foreign secretary’ etc cos I’ve just had to look it up.

2nd point: how on earth has Cleverly got this job? 🤯

[Bob @justmoremither]

@Crap_Portraits Len Goodman

[Brendan May @bmay]

Happy second anniversary to one of the funniest things that has ever happened. https://t.co/puusHCem0k

[CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly]

Welcome to Mastodon.

[Bob @justmoremither]

@jonmacqueen Rookie.

[Bob @justmoremither]

@jonmacqueen *airer

[Bob @justmoremither]

@jonmacqueen I discovered the heated aired this week by accident. Get yerself down Dunelm lad!

[Bob @justmoremither]

@MichaelRosenYes Free at the pharmacy!

[Bob @justmoremither]

@TUIUK I know when the school holidays are - that’s why we were on holiday. But if you are sending ppl to resorts that are largely shut I think it is your business to tell your customers that. The supermarket owned by the resort, wasn’t restocking because ‘it is the end of the season’

[Bob @justmoremither]

Hi @TUIUK !
We’ve just got back from one of your holidays in Menorca. Would suggest if you are selling holidays to destinations that close up during or b4 half term you tell the customer in advance. Happy enough to take our money! Also lost 2 days of our hols to sewage in the roo

[Bob @justmoremither]

-m and bad quality accommodation from the 80’s. Again- take our ££ but don’t invest in the resort. We did contact you and were told you had spoken to the hotel manager and that everything had been sorted and the matter closed. The matter is NOT closed.

[Bob @justmoremither]

Love this! Particularly loving the lack of a 2 hour queue !

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

“Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.”

[Bob @justmoremither]

She’s found her niche! Such a natural.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Oh boy. I think Nadine Dorries might actually be better at TV presenting than she is at politics.