Katie

[Katie @justmyluck]

@mmccannt Excuse u why is there a cat in your house.

[Katie @justmyluck]

"It's like someone gave me a toolbox, but then every tool is actually a banana."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I once tried a $100 tequila. It was not better."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I made myself vegetables tonight! Sort of....mostly. Okay, fine. I ate a whole can of creamed corn."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"You left the whiskey in the trunk." "What whisky?" "The bottle from dad." "Oh yeah...yeah...yeah...where did I leave that again?"

[Katie @justmyluck]

"Field biologist? Pfft. I'm a duvet biologist. If I could do all my lab work in a onsie, that would be perfect."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I'm an analytical chemist! 1 ng/L is still relevent." "Yeah, well I'm a biologist. Unless it ends up dead it's fine."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I can't find my pants! I mean...my torso pants. Shirt. My shirt."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I think 'bad news bears' is a little redundant. It should just be 'bears'".

[Katie @justmyluck]

"How many words is 50,000 words...in pages?" #NaNoWriMo

[Katie @justmyluck]

"Signs of death include decapitation, torso transection, or decomposition." - Red Cross Wilderness First Aid Guide

[Katie @justmyluck]

"Yeah, he was on the rowing team, so he drank pretty heavily."

[Katie @justmyluck]

Speaking to my little brother: "Kyle, how did you know that's an angler fish?" "Because that's what school is for, dummy."

[Katie @justmyluck]

"We found it was true for 50% of children, and not true for 30%." "What happened to the other 20%?" "Um....I don't know." -Dr. Le Corre.

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I still can't forgive pumpernickel bread for not being chocolate."

[Katie @justmyluck]

@mmccannt we're just stopping by the Starbucks drive through, no big deal.

[Katie @justmyluck]

@mmccannt just passed a sign that read: "EAT LOCALLY GROWN OOD".

[Katie @justmyluck]

"How do you play 'Yellow Car'?" "Well, if you see a yellow car you yell 'yellow car'! Then if you're a boy you punch someone."

[Katie @justmyluck]

@mmccannt we all thank you for your irreplaceable contribution.

[Katie @justmyluck]

"I don't have time for the project - I'm busy with Matinee." "You're also busy spending time with your wife." "Yeah, but I meant long term."