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saving up for lessons in grace and decorum

[nance @justnance]

@dog_rates The goodest boy and my very best friend, Lupo. He fell asleep for the last time today in our arms ❤️ the love of a dog is like nothing else, if your pup is with you right now, give them a big old squeeze and tell them you love them. I wish I’d told him more 💔

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Using photos of dead pensioners is a new low.

[Cathedral @church_on_here]

Who wants to go to Four Seasons Orlando?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

What Suella Braverman wanted was the students to shout at her, call her names, so GB News could broadcast it. But it failed because they gave her the silent treatment and then got one of their representative to eloquently drag her in the studio.

[nance @justnance]

Only being 100% delusional this year

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Third base is when I have a panic attack in front of you

[nance @justnance]

Great day - pocket dialled my auntie whilst talking about a NSFW dream I had and received soggy cardboard instead of a Vinted order.

[nance @justnance]

Love how much material I have for the girlies in the gc today xoxo

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

stanley tucci isn’t sweating over a pot of al dente risotto on tiktok daily for this

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Sylvanian Drama didn’t have to go this hard

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

How it feels standing in the weird door tube thing at PureGym waiting for it open

[Differently Dave @GoldenVision90]

Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.

[nance @justnance]

Teams is just msn for the corporate girlies

[nance @justnance]

It’s honestly a violation having to watch myself approach my front door on my ring doorbell

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when someone touches me & i wasn’t prepared for physical contact

[nance @justnance]

Same hun x

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[nance @justnance]

Happens to all of us sometimes x

[Ty @tyromyth]

not me throwing up on the club stairs tonight 😩

[nance @justnance]

now considering a career change after winning my 2nd public dance-off in 3 weeks