My Mind's A Joke™

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Brains are not responsible for learning how to fuck bitches and make money... you're on your own.

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The Female brain is not a light-switch, you can't just turn it off and on.

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Brains stay up late cause they are bad asses and against the system!

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Subway, McDonalds, and Chipotle have secret menus?!?! http://t.co/la5MiQN8Dh

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Who doesn't love tacos

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RT if this makes you hungry