Matt Reed

frequent bystander to playground drama. fiction in @boinkzine @drunkmonkeysweb @hobopancakes @forgelitmag @gravelmag @aptmag @badponymag

[Matt Reed @justshortofepic]

My favorite Alaska Meme: moose obeying traffic signs

[Martel Metellus @MartelMetellus]

Can Black History Month include the 200,000 years when we were flourishing as a people before those 400 years of slavery they love to begin with?

Asking for a homie lol

[Matt Reed @justshortofepic]

@paytonsun I exercise.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets.

[Matt Reed @justshortofepic]

@michelledean Running up the street with a flashing pink collar.

[Matt Reed @justshortofepic]

@Brink_Thinker Let’s see him do that uphill.

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

As @yashar notes, the most telling part is toward the end, where she suggests he somehow has something she feels deprived of.

[Megan Abbott @meganeabbott]

“I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.”

Happy birthday, the great and good Paul Newman …

Photos: Eva Sereny, 1981

[David Reamer @ANC_Historian]

June 6, 1951 Anchorage Times plumber Kenneth "Steve" Henson nearly dies.

In AK, Henson perfected his buttermilk dressing w/ garlic & onions. Couple years after accident, he moved to CA dude ranch--Hidden Valley Ranch--& began selling his ranch dressing mix. #alaskahistory

[douglas koke @douglaskoke]

This morning, some guy in Victoria stole a water taxi, taking Vic PD and the coast guard on a low-speed chase in circles around the harbor for a couple hours.

Mystifyingly, people here seem genuinely pissed, rather than delighted that we live in a Benny Hill sketch.

[hanna @keitarohanna]

Navalny’s wife - Julia is amazing woman! I’m very happy that they have each other! Very strong and brave family! I’m proud of them❤️
But we still don’t know where is Alexey #whereisnavalny #гденавальный

[Matt Reed @justshortofepic]

Right now contemplating the evils of the military industrial complex while getting creamed at RISK by kids

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Michael Jordan at Wrigley Field lacing an RBI double down the line with Harry Caray on the call. Let’s take a moment today just to appreciate this is a real thing that actually happened.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Evidence filed!

[Edward Elderman @edwereddie]

A brush with fame 1951:I was 14 years old and working on the Atlantic City beach chairs at Illinois Avenue&the Boardwalk. Larry Fine was there and I was shocked that his hair was slicked back like a normal man's. Seeing him in the flesh stunned me.

[Christopher Allen @Christopher_All]

One of my most favoritest animals. Right now, more than ever, we all need to go to the Tardigrade.

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Here’s the scary moment when protesters initially got into the building from the first floor and made their way outside Senate chamber.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Fact Check: 100% accurate

[Matt Reed @justshortofepic]

Little late to the fireworks store, but I got this propane tank and this hammer.

#2020