Sarah

Snarky & cynical suburban mom. No seriously.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

More humiliating for Trump than impeachment: When he finally exits the White House, instead of a helicopter, send a Kia Soul.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

YES.

[Sarah @justsmoon]

We can’t go to #NewEnglandPatriots games & no one is traveling on the T, So I vote Keytar Bear play at Gillette Stadium during the games #keytarbearnation spread the word! #PatriotsNation

[Adam 12 @adamxii]

Making waffles for the 1000th time in hopes that, when they grow up, my kids will say: “Remember when dad used to make waffles for us on Saturday mornings when we were kids? That was wonderful.” and not: “Remember when dad used to yell at us when we were kids? What an asshole.”

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Joe Exotic looks terrible.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Wear a mask. The pandemic isn't over.

Wash your hands often. The pandemic isn't over.

Be smart. The pandemic isn't over.

[David Pires @davidmpires]

How @ExpediaGroup Is Monitoring Market Recovery During COVID-19

Really proud to be able to showcase some of the work that my team has done monitoring restrictions and mobility internally. You can see it on @tableaupublic as well.
https://t.co/XAjw4uFDuh

[Deandre Hopkins @DeAndreHopkins]

If you want to have fun an win championships, this your coach.

[Sarah Kezele 🌵 @SarahKezele]

Coming out of my cold & flu coma for Trevor Lawrence hair flips

[Sarah @justsmoon]

Hey @ESPN for the love of GOD it’s CLEMP-son, not Clemzen. How many championships will it take?

[Sarah @justsmoon]

@Lin_Manuel I’ve got your next dancer here. I think he’s a good mix of hip hop & interpretive & clearly inspired by your work. #travelagent #sesamestreet

[Delta @Delta]

Delta is giving Bostonians the chance to pick up souvenirs inspired by Bostons all over the globe, like Boston, Ireland; Boston, England; and Square de Boston, France. Come by the #BOS2BOS Souvenir Shop and you might even win a trip to another Boston.

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

A Series of Unfortunate Events lost at last night’s Emmys to Sesame Street. I’d say I was bummed, but Catherine O’Hara told me: losing an Emmy to ‘When You Wish Upon A Pickle’ is in many ways, a funnier way to end the story. I like that. #befitting #countolaf @netflix @TheEmmys

[United Airlines @united]

Fly how you identify. Our new non-binary gender options are now available.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Many people including the president are cheering news of HIV cure in 2nd patient. You know what happened? SCIENCE. Science isn’t a goal, it’s a process of knowledge. And it applies to vaccines, climate change, and the wonder of understanding our universe and natural world.

[scottzolak 🏈 @scottzolak]

Holy. Shit.

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

BB. When my pilot wasn't picked up by NBC, I didn't try to get another one. I sold a late night talk show to E! Do not do this. PIVOT BERNIE. FUCKING PIVOT.

[Jessica Miles @jessicamilez]

This was so cute

[Sarah @justsmoon]

@AerLingus a 3 hour delay with no info or update other than “a technical issue” is not ok. Nice partner airline @JetBlue

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I’m seeing @BetoORourke yard signs. In Pasadena, California.