Mayonnaise Mami

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@PhatCowChronics I thought this too. Foodles said she repeats words. Yeah because shes uncomfortable and wants her dad. Not this dude who's basically a stranger to her.

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@bbqchiickn Don't worry its just a rock collecting injury

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@milkychaai When silent, nothing changes. Hopefully this stunt will get shitboy demonatized again

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@OnlyOneEyeLash Everything that comes out of her mouth comes from brain rot tiktoks lol

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@JustinWhang This sentence could kill a Victorian child

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@natashasome1 @LoopTheWhoop All I see is "and I'll fukin do it again too" 🤣

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@ValGal1212 @RaisedDacty Shein on a standard sized body is a diabolical plastic nightmare at best. I couldn't imagine being plus size let alone death fat. Creating new smells we haven't experienced yet 🤮

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@lisamanninglaw @Lilly_88sc Someone needs to deedee him so we dont gotta hear that shit anymore lol

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@KatieSanders238 @ashmecrochet It feels so dystopian that an able bodied person could use walking as a weapon but here we are 🤣

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@ChickenGorl Gravy is basically broth. It cancels out the calories of the poutine

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@kiraabana @StuffKSaid Plot twist. Nobody came over.

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@PeggyHillBitch @krlibbySVN7 I mean if someone's gunna waste the money they should ask for a sink corner demonstration. If she's desperate enough they will get one lol

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@badrechicken You can gently massage his crop upwards for a bit. Oil wait 20ish min half hr massage. Going through hell with my chickens lately and even with vet care they are still fragile and unsaveable at times 😭

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@MagzThundercat When he fried chicken for like 4 minutes and was too smug to admit it was raw. Or the fish he baked so long it petrified

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@MagzThundercat I low key miss those cooking nightmares 🤣

[Mayonnaise Mami @justsumbee]

@PeetzofShit The yellow torrid hoe life dress 💯

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@PeggyHillBitch Its gorlworld 2026. Unfortunately we all know a meat mitt when we see one 😭🤣

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@milkychaai Omg I thought that was a mf sandwich. Im fukin ded.

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