Cecilia Elizabeth

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’ve started making my bed every morning because my therapist told me to and like I won’t say it’s definitively the cure to everything but seeing a nice clean looking bed soothes me in a way words have never been able to

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

At my funeral i want a big kahoot game about my life and whoever wins gets my will

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have never wanted a “partner in crime” have always just wanted a “partner in errands” - just come to CVS w me, we don’t have to rob it

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

it’s officially their month

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

Did I make a complete humiliating fool of myself last night or was I a sweet delight and everyone loves me? Love asking this question

[abby govindan @abbygov]

Straight break ups are great because the guy is always like “she really traumatized me when she told me how much I hurt her” meanwhile the girl is like “some things he did could be considered a felony in certain states but I swear he’s not a bad person”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

going to the Harmacy to pick up my poisons and evil mixtures

[e taylor @erinisaway]

my meme today lol

[Rocket Man 🐸🚀 @DrDreddyMurphy]

One day we’ll have a sincere discussion about how men’s inability to have intimate non sexual contact with their male friends due to patriarchal stigmas of homosexuality impact their ability to have intimate non sexual interaction with women. One day.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

me (21) getting lunch with a friend (25)

[sami @hellosami]

me and my west coast friends checking in on each other in these historical, unprecedented times

[SIE @_badassiee]

My love language is all of them, do everything

[eliza butler @elizaisntfunny]

Hot girl summer is over and now it’s time for soft girl fall. We’re chubby, we’re cuddly, and we probably know how to bake

[Cecilia Elizabeth @justt_dewitt]

Dear @Spotify
Can you pretty please make a way to access old discover weekly playlists?? I keep forgetting to add these songs to my playlist and then I can never find them again 😭

[danielle dickerman @DaniD97]

I am going to make this a thread so bare with me. So I have this extra credit opportunity in my human sexuality class which is to visit and adult/sex shop and to pick 3 things to describe. So I go with a friend in the class and we pull up

[Cecilia Elizabeth @justt_dewitt]

Just went through a few months of tweets by @TrevorDmusic since I haven't been on Twitter in forever and honestly he has just become even more exceptional.