Rumple Spilskind

If I had a band we'd be called The Awkward Silences. B grade movie critic. Lover of Jamaican rum. A work in progress,at best! Cricket is water,water is life!

[🏏Flashscore Cricket @FlashCric]

Imran Butt departs for 2 and Zimbabwe strike early!

🇵🇰: 12/1

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#ZIMvsPAK | #ZIMvPAK | #PAKvZIM

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

It's great to see that Pakistan is touring Zimbabwe,but quite sad that Zimbabwe don't have the services of Sean Williams and Sikander Raza. It really stacks the odds of beating Pakistan too high

#ZimvPak

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

SNL Writers Denigrate Successful African American Businessman https://t.co/CemOA6EtM9

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739 https://t.co/xiTVz4Atqb

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Amazon Introduces New Camouflaged Boxes So Your Spouse Won't Find Out You Ordered More Stuff On Amazon https://t.co/lX3XGCKOEZ

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

Watched the Lions team announcement today. When I saw the hologram of Alun Wyn Jones appear slowly I realised he's not the hologram he used to be.
#LionsRugby #Lions2021

[Conscious Caracal 🇿🇦 @ConCaracal]

Ramaphosa & Magashule suspending each other from the ANC:

[Jared Wright @jaredwright17]

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[Rohit Sankar @imRohit_SN]

What field was this, though, with 2 to win off one ball????

#MIvCSK

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

In my mind,Warner is saying things like "Your captaincy has made a big difference today." to Kane Williamson. Carrying the bats out, chirping "I checked them,all of them are the same width."
#Ipl2021 #RRvsSRH

[Conscious Caracal 🇿🇦 @ConCaracal]

These CIT okes don't drink ice with their Triple Brandy & Coke - there's already enough in their veins.

#SouthAfrica

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

Small sample,but I remember a BBL game where bowlers bowled slower balls and slower ball bouncers to Pollard and he was dead in the water. The slot wasn't where they bowled.
#ipl2021 #MIvCSK #MIvCSK

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

"Im surprised he wasn't sent in earlier"
Well,two other players were still batting. You are not allowed three batsmen at the crease at one time.

#IPL2021

[The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial]

A policeman calls LeBron for advice in hilarious viral video

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

Absolute horror decision. Ego must have been a factor. Couldn't even middle standing in the middle,but goes out to bat a super over.

[JSK @imjsk27]

David Warner is responsible for this...how did he come to bat ahead of Bairstow lol

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

Jadeja is one of the best cricketers India has ever produced. Incredible fielder.

#IPL2021 #CSK

[All About Cricket @allaboutcric_]

Dear Pollard, Be the change you want to see! #IPL2021

[Rumple Spilskind @justus_beets]

KKR have an extremely out of form captain,with bat and brain. Could be a good time to let Morgan rest. Shown 0 leadership this season.
#KKR #IPL2021

[Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother]

Two things which everyone hates :
1. change
2. the way things are.