lowercase kate

Founding member of the OG Bad Mom’s Club - Not my first rodeo & not my original twitter account but it’s still me. For the love 😑 no DMs.

[Emma Weisblatt @Oldboatie]

I’m not overthinking. Things are overhappening.

[lowercase kate @justwritewhatev]

The Jehovahs Witnesses have found me and Wanda put all of her strength into pounding on my door for Jesus. I was sleeping in Wanda.

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

im more like a dont pick me girl

[lowercase kate @justwritewhatev]

guard = standards

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Imagine losing a woman who was willing to compromise, lower her guard, and love you despite everything. Some men don’t realize what they had until it’s gone.

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.

[lowercase kate @justwritewhatev]

Everyone in the comments is an expert haha! #TikTok https://t.co/1hMZiyZwRu

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

Women get lonely too. But nobody worries about it, because lonely women don't turn violent - they enroll in grad school, create more art or adopt a rescue dog.

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Men and women will never be equal because women will never commit 90% of murder and rape crimes.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

I absolutely hate the phrase “male loneliness epidemic.”
They are lonely because they are not good people.

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Going to be crazy when LinkedIn finds out about the flying car next week

[Pan @pangrey123]

I'm sick of the Microsoft authenticator like who tf would be logging in to do my work

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Some women don't flirt with people. They flirt with life. Extra twenty minutes at the café. Fresh flowers for no reason. Music while getting dressed. Taking the scenic way because the sky looks good. There's romance happening between her and being alive.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot

[krista @kristabellerina]

You don’t scare me, you’re not a drop-down menu making me scroll to my birth year.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Guys, they just closed the Waffle House near my house in FL.

How bad is this going to be?

[lowercase kate @justwritewhatev]

Happy Columbus Day! Christopher Columbus is most well-known for inventing cruises to the Bahamas. In the Bahamas, his crew didn’t find gold but they did find free labor to export to Cuba. Enjoy your bbq.

[lowercase kate @justwritewhatev]

I just started talking to a new guy. Stay tuned for the post self-sabotage downward spiral. Probably Monday-Tuesday timeframe.