Kate @ Dogfish

Founding member of the OG Bad Mom’s Club - Not my first rodeo & not my original twitter account but it’s still me. For the love 😑 no DMs.

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

Being murdered would have been better than the sex I just had.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

If you survived the emotionally unstable mother & emotionally absent father duo, how's your hyper independence, burnout and anxiety going?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Sometimes you come into someone’s life to show them unconditional love, and they show you why ur love should have conditions.

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

This playlist is fire 🔥

Single Girl Anthems https://t.co/p4Wsud47nT

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

a lot of men are terrified of gold diggers despite having no gold

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

I always very carefully pick the wrong person

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

Sent a strongly worded work email today calling everyone out for not completing a simple task while I was on leave. Now we wait.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I am the reason backup cameras exist

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

@Favwontmiss The accuracy

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD urge to wait for “one completely uninterrupted day” to start a task when you’ve already been waiting for 27 years

[🤷🏻‍♀️ @avasomething]

are there any men left that aren't lustful losers

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Another one of those days where literally everyone on the road drives like an idiot. Except me, I’m the best driver in the whole world.

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

I never thought this would happen. I thought of my ex and instead of missing him I was like ew. 🥳

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

empathy burnout is real, im tired of understanding people.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

my idea of love is so deep.. it's unrealistic.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Men like women they can control. & I’m out of control. So there’s that.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

male logic:

“i miss the old her”

sir the “old her” died trying to survive
your emotional warfare

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

Sure I’ll send you a meeting invite, I’ll send you an invite to go fuck yourself.

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

Murder shows be like - we found the victim’s blood in the van, and we received CCTV of the murder, but the DA said we needed more evidence, so the case went cold for another 10 years.

[Kate @ Dogfish @justwritewhatev]

IT nerd’s be like, I’m celibate atm but I’m so horny for hybrid cloud.