Justy Dodge

Stand up comic. I love soup 🍵 and hate karaoke.

[Justy Dodge @justydodge]

TikTok died and was resurrected again faster than Jesus Christ.

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@CandiceLen @WilliamAder Eye roll indeed

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I was getting kinda tired of having rights to my body anyways.

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This year for lent I'm going to give up, but just in general.

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Oatmeal raisin is the pity fuck of cookies.

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I tried drunk texting my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.

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FUN FACT: People are so much more appealing before you get to know them.

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Nobody is perfect, but it would be nice if some of you tried a little harder.

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@bonefig And scene

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@jaxbra Yes yes yes

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If you’re not open 24 hours you don’t deserve to call yourself a diner.

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💥 @rojoperezzz and @justydodge joined us! Very revealing funny stuff. https://t.co/5jzX9qX2vv. Also new @every1hateschu is at https://t.co/9ZspSVCLEN, recorded immediately after the Trump guilty verdicts. AND tonight at 9 ET at https://t.co/PNfWlzjtf7 we’re revisiting stand-up!

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Really, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.

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My new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.

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“Hey, wanna fall in love, move in together, slowly build up silent resentments then breakup in 1 to 2 years?”

-Me getting into relationships

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Shrink: How much of your life would you say is ruled by fear?
Me: Well, the fact I'm scared to answer that on the chance I'm wrong probably says a lot.

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@RonWaxman Oh it did! I’m very lucky!

[Keith Malley @KeithMalley]

Another gem on https://t.co/5jzX9qX2vv thanks to the very vulnerable @justydodge sharing her harrowing Christmas stocking story, @every1hateschu’s person family business, and … let’s get serious; Kyle Thompson’s … good god lordy… And @catocalvin closes it out beautifully.

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@mariasdaddy 🖕🏻

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@Biggins2018 Gross