juulguy @juulguy_ - Twitter Profile

18-year-old GOUT GOUT 🇦🇺 19.67s (1.7) over 200m at Australian Championships in Sydney!!🤯🤯 A new U20 World Record ☑️ National Record ☑️ First Australian man under 20 seconds ☑️ A star is born!

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Growing up I saw my dads dick a lot - hed get drunk and wander around with a shirt and pantless like porky pig - it was short but really girthy like a fleshy donut and as a kid I thought oh that’s what a grown ups dick looks like but I never saw another dick like that again

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Flew out 23 baddies this year Miami, Dubai, Monaco, Vegas Total cost: $0 While you're sending $500 zelle for "gas money" i'm importing models using JPMorgan's points and they're building my business for free while thinking they're on vacation lmfaooo the updated baddie travel hacking playbook: i had $100k in facebook ad spend coming up this quarter. was gonna pay it anyway. dead money going straight to zuckerberg instead i put it all on my amex business platinum. $100k spend = 150k points from the 1.5x multiplier plus another 150k from the signup bonus 300k amex points = 3 emirates first class tickets to dubai. retail value: $45,000. my actual cost: $0 but i didn't fly out one girl. i flew out five the psychology is fucking beautiful. when you fly ONE girl out, she owns you. she's doing you a favor. you're just another trick when you fly FIVE girls out? the dynamic flips completely. they're competing for your attention. they're creating content. they're tagging you in every story girl #1 posted 52 stories from the flight alone. 30k followers all sliding in asking who the fuck i am girl #2 made a reel that hit 2.3 million views combined reach across all 5: 4.7 million organic impressions all tagging me. all creating mystery those dudes sliding in their dms? they find my profile. see i teach funding and credit. realize i'm giving away the playbook for free. they buy my program last dubai trip: 42 new clients at $5k each = $210,000 in revenue from a trip that cost me nothing q1 miami: 7 models, 300k points, 31 clients q2 mykonos: 5 models, 250k points, 27 clients q3 dubai: 5 models, 300k points, 42 clients total 2026 so far: 100 clients × $5k = $500k total points used: 1.35 million total cash spent: $0 total ad spend that generated points: $900k (which i was spending anyway) the girls aren't the product. they're the distribution channel every business expense you already have can be arbitraged. ad spend becomes points. points become experiences. experiences become content. content becomes clients. clients become more ad spend. infinite loop and the baddies think they're on a brand trip. technically they're right. the brand is me lmfao the funniest part is when they go back to dating regular dudes. guys taking them to cheesecake factory, splitting the bill, flying them spirit but they remember dubai. they remember first class. they remember you you own real estate in their head forever. rent free. funded by chase stop sending zelle to girls who screenshot it and laugh in the group chat. start sending boarding passes funded by points from money you were already spending (we build the full points stack. credit repair if needed, then $100-250k in 0% business funding that generates 1M+ points per year. link in bio)

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