*weighs myself*
*looks at the number in shock*
wellllll you know what i just ate a banana and haven’t shaved my legs in awhile so all that put together i can probably subtract 15 lbs
Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m dating Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you.
Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️
lil reminder since seasonal depression is very much around, do things to keep u active whether its mental or physical, talk to loved ones, journal, listen to good music, drink lots of water and vitamin c, eat fruits and veggies, take extra good care of urself around this time<3
in an attempt to make your quarantine NOT suck, I’m doing a $10,000 giveaway! randomly selecting 10 people to donate $1,000, just RETWEET this for a chance to win💰