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[j @juuls_5000]

*company sends me something for “honest review”*
*company less than 3 days after i get the product* “WE DONT HAVE YOUR REVIEW YET PLS SUBMIT ASAP!!!!!”

[j @juuls_5000]

Truly havent been this miserable and lonely in a while, actually missing ohio

[j @juuls_5000]

Every time i try to be social i fail so if anyone needs me (i know you don’t) i can be reached via carrier pigeon

[j @juuls_5000]

@Tempest_Tx When yall dropping some news

[j @juuls_5000]

@Uber NYC is under a state of emergency with multiple public modes of transportation unavailable and you guys are seriously price gouging???? Shame on you.

[j @juuls_5000]

When u can’t even bribe a guy into a date w free yankee tickets behind home plate 🫠🫠🫠 #loser #sad #hashtag

[j @juuls_5000]

Going to kms, anybody want anything?

[j @juuls_5000]

Yes my uber driver almost killed me 3 times, but he got me to work in less than 15 minutes; 5 stars.

[j @juuls_5000]

The 6 line is my mortal enemy

[j @juuls_5000]

#TheKardashians season 3 is incredible. A whole segment dedicated to Kendall trying to teach Kylie to drive stick shift? Incredible.

[j @juuls_5000]

Stepped in literal human shit this morning i hate the city

[j @juuls_5000]

Trying to date in nyc in ur late twenties is arguably worse than being single

[j @juuls_5000]

Bring back Degrassi pls @Canada

[j @juuls_5000]

@Sephora pls restock the @hudabeauty Kayali Vanilla Royale Sugared Patchouli fragrance i’ve been waiting for the sale for this exact product and it sold out😭😭😭

[j @juuls_5000]

Hey @Delta remember when yall diverted my flight that was supposed to go to Detroit and then canceled the flight, stranding me in WISCONSIN and forcing me to get a rental car and drive to Michigan in the middle of a snowstorm and continue to refuse me a refund? I SURE DO

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

These aren’t “straight facts,” @bennyjohnson. None of them were activists and the Colorado shooter only temporarily took on the identity to avoid hate crime charges. 3/2840+ mass shootings over the last 5 years means trans folks are LESS likely to be perpetrators than cis people.

[j @juuls_5000]

My 2023 has been AWFUL and we’re not even done with january

[j @juuls_5000]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Marc Jacobs quilted Karlie Bag. Brand new with tags!. https://t.co/4F7LzHGiLy #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[j @juuls_5000]

My brain can’t even comprehend all the layers of #TheRehearsal