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Eagle.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Being call "Daddy" is one of the many big dick privilege growers will never experience 😂

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

Watching such feels like seeing tiddies. Every time you see it makes you happy just like the first

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Taking a pen from your teammate, bang it top corner and then shushing him straight is nasty work

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@LlewellynOuya A millennial in a company with career progression should not be earning 50k. Also, how do you expect that 15k employer to provide health insurance yet salary zimemlemea?

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@Kibet_bull Walipata offer ya buy 1 get 1 free😂

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@austin_tunoi @GayaTosh @martoh_mxomruf @LlewellynOuya Hatuezi toshea wote. But our qualifications and attributes set us apart.
Why ask for someone who has been through university, excelled academically in high school and is a critical thinker/problem solver then expect atatosheka na salary ya maid?

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@BravinYuri The last three lines😂
Employer's mad juu he can't get someone who is suffering enough to be taken advantage of.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
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[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

After overtaxing you, drowning you in debt and cooking the shadiest fuel deals in our history, this govt now wants applause for ‘negotiating’ a crisis it created.

They hike prices, blame a ‘global crisis’, then compromise a few loud voices into silence and call it leadership.

Kenya doesn’t need photo‑ops and KSh10 gimmicks on diesel. We need the extractive cartel state dismantled.

We must Reset, Restore & Rebuild Kenya #Ukombozi

@UGMParty @Maraga27 @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @NationAfrica

[Silas Nyanchwani @nyanchwani]

What has broken my heart this year is that there are people in their minds, in their hearts, in their souls, in their bodies, who know that it would be wrong to vote him back, but they intend to do so.

Like they know how disappointed they’ll be later in 2028.

Like you can predict a date when his biggest cheerleaders today will be raining insults on him, sometime in 2029. Maybe it will be our turn, as tired critics, to support him and sing that three-term wind-up everyone.

We warned people in 2013, but they never listened.
We warned people in 2017, but they never listened.
We warned people in 2022, but they never listened.
We are screaming about 2027, and we are being mocked, laughed at, and insulted.

I have lived through my generation, undergoing an irreversible death of any dream they had of upward mobility, and older Gen Zs will fare even worse.
Who the president is when you are 16-34 greatly determines who you become in your 40s and beyond.
Nearly a million graduates have failed to launch, and they have no realistic dream of launching, because even jobs in Saudi Arabia and other Gulf countries are not suited to them.

All the shiny things the president is displaying as his scorecard have only enriched him and a few of his cronies, but they have not and will not change the fortunes of Kenyans.

Compared, for instance, to the sectors of the economy that Kibaki primed, such as higher education, ICT, banking, media, and SMEs, which absorbed many job seekers, there is no big idea in Kenya Kwanza that will see many young people get jobs or opportunities to thrive in business.

My friends in Luthuli are crying, literally, and some are even shutting down.

We can play with everything, including our private parts, but please, let us not play with our future and the future of our country.

We have stolen everything, to a point now we are targeting strategic national assets and pensions, because there is nothing left to steal or mortgage.
There is no single excuse why the man should be voted back.

And if you do, you have no right to cry, weep, or gnash your teeth.

Please don’t make me sound like a genius in 2029.
Do the right thing.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

There’s a big part of me that honestly believes we deserve everything we get from these politicians. Because how do we keep watching the same people mess this country over and over again and still act surprised?

We have a generation that’s too comfortable letting Gen Zs fight for the country while they sit and comment from a distance. How are you in your late 30s, 40s, 50s okay watching your children or younger siblings fight battles for problems you helped create? You voted for thieves, defended them, campaigned for them, and when they get back in office you act like victims.

Look at what’s happening right now. Our lecturers are on strike. Students are stranded. Campuses are falling apart. But a whole CS is in another country praising their universities and lecturers as if ours don’t exist. How disconnected can you be?

Our healthcare system is collapsing. Hospitals have no medicine, doctors and nurses are exhausted and underpaid. When these politicians fall sick or want to give birth, they fly out for treatment instead of fixing the same hospitals they destroyed. They go to countries whose hospitals were built by LEADERS who cared about their people.

We have MPs passing harmful laws that directly affect the same people who voted for them. They show up, collect allowances, and disappear until the next campaign season. And still, we say “tutawafundisha lesson next election.” How many lessons have we taught so far?

Then there’s the Kenyan middle class. The most delusional ones, the ones who think national issues don’t concern them. As long as they have Wi-Fi, their kids are in private schools, and they can drive to work, everything else is “noise.” They don’t realize that the same system they ignore will come for them too :when taxes rise, when school fees double, when the economy finally collapses and insecurity rises due to lack of jobs for the “common” mwananchi…

We can’t keep outsourcing courage from Gen Z. Every generation that stays silent makes it worse for the next one. This habit of saying “minding my own business” is why nothing changes. Because those who created the mess never stay to clean it up.

And before we complain again, here’s the truth we actually have power, we just don’t use it.
We can recall MPs who betray the people, but we never do!! That’s why they’re comfortable saying they want to copy this and this from China coz they know you guys aint shit.. We can demand accountability, but we don’t..We can organize locally, but we wait for someone else to start

If we were serious, we’d start showing up for public meetings, asking questions, and refusing to clap for politicians who don’t deliver. We’d rebuild civic awareness and stop acting like politics ends at voting. We’d stand with those who are fighting instead of mocking them. And we’d vote with memory , not tribe, not token, not empty promises.

Because if nothing changes, one day your child will ask you what you did when this country was falling apart and silence won’t be a good enough answer.

For me, I will continue using my platforms no matter what 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Guys, I urge you to take a few minutes to watch and listen to this. I know it is long but please watch it.

The truth is heartbreaking and enraging. According to a witness, when the 2007 election results were announced, senior government officials and politicians from opposing sides were seen high-fiving and laughing, openly admitting they had both rigged the elections in their respective strongholds. While they celebrated their betrayal of democracy, people were already killing each other.

In the same breath of laughter, one of them was heard giving orders and mobilizing youths in the Rift Valley to commit horrific acts of violence. All of this was happening in a club, over drinks, as they enjoyed life—completely detached from the chaos they had unleashed.

We don’t talk about this enough. We don’t feel enough anger about what happened in 2007/2008. Thousands of lives were lost, and countless families were destroyed because of their power games. These very same people now control the country, abducting and silencing young people daily for daring to speak up.

We cannot stay silent anymore. We must channel our pain and outrage into action. Thank you, @Mizani254, for compiling these harrowing stories and @bonifacemwangi for the haunting images that remind us of the cost of our inaction.

We owe it to the victims, the survivors, and ourselves to demand justice. Enough is enough.
#EndAbductionsKE
#FufuaICC

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@SlippersYaRed Hiyo lazima upate D kwanza😂

[RK @RuthKemirembe1]

Planting a tree tomorrow. We can't live like this

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@cualdova @_Karis_s @ignatius_caesar Hiyo yako ilikuwa uji baridi

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@ignatius_caesar @_Karis_s @cualdova Ametaka sana kutumia 'bland' maishani😂

[Cobî @Juust_Jaake]

@_Karis_s @cualdova @ignatius_caesar Huyo ni kama amechanganyikiwa😂😂

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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[George Waweru @Chai_knees]

Living in Kenya feels like when you're doing the dishes and someone keeps bringing a dirty cup or plate.