Emily Cruickshank

Be most excellent to each other

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@ninjaabob 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

BREAKING: Germany has just announced UNLIMITED public transport anywhere in the country will cost just £1.40 PER DAY.

Officials say the policy is aimed at cutting CO2 emissions and helping with the cost of living.

Anyone else think our government should do something similar?

[Tommy Moore @TommyMoore5]

Absolutely mad to think that we made this at the start of a journey that ends in a Europa League Final this week @Andrew_Mundt @RangersFC @EuropaLeague

[Katie Ailes @KatieAiles]

Hey @scotfamparty, thank you for the free art supplies through the letterbox! Hope you like my collage.

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@JamesJolly1 Can confirm

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

weighted blankets are simply not enough for me at this point like in order to feel calm I need approx a 180 pound human being to lay on top of me and make gentle shushing noises

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@ninjaabob HANNAHHHHHHHHHH. I’m so excited for you but also insanely jealous I hope you know 🙃🙃🙃 but I’ll hear all about it next week 😏 enjoy dude x

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@JamesJolly1 ❤️❤️

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@ninjaabob Hannah. You are nothing but a straight up TWELVE please hear me when I say this. You’re a babe.

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@bobtasticalb @JamesJolly1 It’s a date!

[feminist next door @emrazz]

You know what’s funny is that there are hundreds of millions of “disenfranchised, disaffected” women and not a single fucking one of them is shooting up a Wal Mart.

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@bobtasticalb I’m so ready to spice up my life 😍😍😍

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

Here’s me on the crushing anxiety of having a crush, as part of my new column at @NylonMag ‘Shut Up Brain.’ TLDR: Just tell them. https://t.co/sDaDzVlLHm

[Emily Cruickshank @juustemily]

@bobtasticalb I can't cope with you

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

I have a dog-pelgänger!

[hugo @toasteredbread]

cons of drinking alcohol:
-liquifies your insides the next day
-sometimes makes you sad for no reason
-tastes like garbage
-brain has to reboot for the next 48 hours
-literally poison
-could actually kill you

pros of drinking alcohol:
-fun juice makes me go haha have fun