Jack Emby Croughwell

Merry Christmas 2k16

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

Why'd bridge to terrabithia have to be like that you know

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

Ice cream trucks: because store bought ice cream just isn't the same.

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

Not enough people know about Aaron Burr for me to feel justified making jokes about him.

[Ryan Perry @sexyryanperry]

@juxtapositive : "you know what's a natural reflex for me. I laugh when people say they have polio." #outofcontextjackquotes

[Alexa Brooke @AlexaLamb]

Album: "Watch you back Donny Osmond"
Song #1: "The Reign of Zac Efron"
By @juxtapositive

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

Theatre people be like "one last note and this is for everyone: Watch your volume"

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

You poke the bear, you get the horns

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Hey i don't know how to tell you this so I'm not going to

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

Now you are the one who is asshole

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These suspenders are not juggling friendly

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

"Whend this video come out?"
"I think ten years ago"
"This came out in '95?"
oh hun

[Jack Emby Croughwell @juxtapositive]

"Hey there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?"
"Uh no theres 26"
"Oh yeah, i forgot j k x z and q, im an idiot"

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*fire alarm goes off* "should we evacuate the building?*

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I know there's a tornado warning and all but i really want some cheesecake

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Guess who spent a whole day juggling!?

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Like I say with all my life saving operations: third time's the charm

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YOUR PREJUDICES ARE IRRATIONAL AND YOUR HAIRCUT LOOKS BAD

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@shaemarie_ the thing is tho ... No

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@shaemarie_ no

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