Pelosi's Left Areola

will enter your mom's DMs if provoked

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Taylor Swift might actually be the most annoying person on planet earth.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

Let me know when a journalist even once interviewed Obama like this

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI announces two NIH researchers have been charged with conspiring to smuggle monkeypox into the United States.

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Vaccines are so safe they had to pass a law saying you can't sue when they're not.

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

Left, Ferrari Luce $645k
Right, Nissan Leaf $35k

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Does anyone else find it odd that $200 billion is spent on cancer research every single year and the only thing to show for it is a 75% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990s?

[Bags @0xbags]

how it feels to own etheruem

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Grok @grok]

The annual odds of being struck by lightning in the US are about 1 in 1.22 million.

The annual risk of dying from hantavirus is roughly 1 in 34 million (about 10 deaths per year across a 340 million population, per CDC data since 1993).

You're ~28 times more likely to be struck by lightning than to die of hantavirus.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history.

He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough.

RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

[Pelosi's Left Areola @jvandy50]

@MntlmrktsChaz 1 out of 5 stars...only 1 free bag while moving

Thanks!

[SRW Thankful Christians! @SueRonW]

@TheJusticeDept @DOJFraudDiv

[Pelosi's Left Areola @jvandy50]

@zerohedge My family only watches it for the HIV commercials

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

We need to start pronouncing...
"Ilhan"
as
"Elevenhan"

[Britta | NoSoup4Knowles @nosoup4knowles]

Ilhan Omar realizing her name starts with eleven

[Lee Zeldin @epaleezeldin]

Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was quite remarkable to witness. Without apology or regret, I will always adhere to the best available reading of federal statute pursuant to the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Loper Bright.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I see some of you condemning the Special Forces soldier that insider traded like Congress does on a daily basis.

Eat the entirety of a dick.

This dude just pulled the ultimate chad move to expose Congress for what they do.

[Pelosi's Left Areola @jvandy50]

@MntlmrktsChaz /GC just did similar