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[zee ✧˚ · . @zeemarston]

The fact this not Druski in the pic is sending me into psychosis

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

“Birthright citizenship is not in the Constitution.”

So true, except for that one section where it actually explicitly is:

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

The Washington Post paywalled this so you wouldn't get to read it

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

After listening to Pam Bondi testify before the Senate today, one thing is very clear:

Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files and they're terrified of it.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

90 degrees in october yea this our last year in this mf ain't it

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Oh he absolutely 100% took it.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

It’s honestly depressing how stupid they are

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: For the 5TH TIME Senate Republicans just blocked Democrats' bill that would have reopened the government and saved health care for millions of Americans.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Here’s what it looked like with circles indicating population size

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it cannot be said enough that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he was going to do when he went on all these men’s podcasts

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

Let me be clear: It’s ILLEGAL to deny federal workers back pay after a shutdown.

There’s a 2019 law that guarantees it, but Trump is once again trying to break the law.

You don’t get to punish people for doing their jobs just because you’re failing at yours.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

She’s beyond parody at this point. A living breathing SNL skit.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

TEXAS’ TOTAL CRIME RATE IS 20.5% HIGHER THAN NEW YORK’S.

IN CASE YOU’RE CONFUSED, THAT MEANS IT’S WORSE.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

AI uses up all our water. Increases energy costs. Makes us dumber. Allows corporations to obliterate jobs. Further obfuscates reality when we need the truth more than ever. But yeah keep asking it to write your little emails because you’re too lazy

[GameStop @gamestop]

We’ll take it down when something better comes out.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

It gets harder every day waking up in a country where I am surrounded by so many hateful, cruel, and stupid people whose only goal in life is to make the lives of anyone they see as different more difficult.

[#KaniyaFC #SincereFC 🇬🇭🇺🇸 @Playboi_Gandhi]

Call me woke but we gotta ban AI before it’s too late

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Pathetic.