Joe Van Horn

Live for today, there may not be a tommorow.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Wife: “He retired at 52 and now says he can’t afford alimony.”

Husband: “I don’t have the salary I had when the order was entered.”

Judge: “When did you retire?”

Husband: “Six months ago.”

Judge: “How old are you?”

Husband: “Fifty-two.”

Judge: “Why did you retire?”

Husband: “I worked for thirty years. I decided I wanted to stop.”

The judge looked at the financial statement.

Judge: “What income are you receiving now?”

Husband: “About $72,000 a year from investments and retirement accounts.”

Judge: “And your current alimony obligation?”

Husband: “$4,000 a month.”

Judge: “What was your annual income when that order was entered?”

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@PeriklesGREAT Dazed and Confused

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@Mappy6984 Sweep the leg Daniel son

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@DillonPorterfi2 @Kid_From_Quincy @ArtCandee Power and control. That's all democrats care about

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@pir8life @coachzblair10 Came here to say the same thing. His next at bat he would be wearing a ball upside his head

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@ThoughtCrimes80 He meant hansy. The d is right next to the s on a keyboard. He just pushed the wrong key

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@heatherclassyxo 💯

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@dom_lucre Time to get chef boyardee

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@Emma_Delano Off to the Gulf of America

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@TaraBull Rock out with your cocks out!!

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@harryjsisson

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@AutismCapital Some one has him by the dick

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@WernerS350841 @NFL_DovKleiman Was wondering the same thing

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@TrumpsHurricane Beefy

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@AntiLeftMemes Bahama mama

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@otokyo__ Hard days Night

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@Ash_Lee_IRL @Prezain_LJ Your prostate says otherwise

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@LeonardBriscoe3 Her dick says otherwise

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@Mattkowals38746 @AdamSchefter Didn't know they played defense to