Jonathan Valdez

🌵 I was recycling before it was cool🤠 (he/him/él) 🏳️‍🌈

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

If I smell like coffee, it's because I spilled it on myself.

[Ryan Gravel @ryangravel]

Finally, they quote what I'm saying.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

Just watched WALL·E with WALL·E at the plaza theatre, and now I’m gonna leave hate comments on all the low ratings on Letterboxd

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo took selfies on Daddy's phone! Elmo hopes he is surprised later when he finds them! 😂❤️🤳

[MARTA Service @MARTAservice]

Due to fire on the trackway northbound approaching North Avenue, delays occurring on N/S line. We apologize for any inconvenience.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

@strawberrygeli Basically yeah

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

I can’t find anyone to eat soup with me during the summer. It’s Atlanta! If you’re going to be sweating anyways we might as well get hotpot.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

The only air circulation in the North Ave MARTA station coming from the trains 🫠

[walkable cities stan account❤️🌹 @walkabilityfan]

This is how I feel riding marta

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

Buying a pocket mirror changed me. The front phone camera is NOT the same.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

Sort of taking a lesson from cabaret by knitting in the park instead of my room.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

@strawberrygeli @temalone I’m in the line in this picture lol. Got the basil vanilla with strawberry shortcake crunch!

[Darin Givens @atlurbanist]

Sorry Atlantans, I don't have time to read your comments about a "lack of parking" in the city; I'm on my way to catch a bus. Bye.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

I love riding the bus. Except when MARTA does some kind of completely unforced error

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

There is kind of no dignity in riding MARTA.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

I will still use it, but I keep trying to convince people they’re not too good to ride the bus. Maybe we’re all too good to get treated like that.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

This tweet is brought to you by me watching Saving Face. Lesbians ❤️

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

Nothing will get me to watch a movie like it going away from the criterion streaming at the end of the month.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

@strawberrygeli Today was soooo good at the market. I’m going to make tomato water this afternoon.

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

He did almost hit me with a car so

[Jonathan Valdez @jvonathan]

I feel kind of bad for being rude to the guy apologizing for almost hitting me with his car. He’s the first person to try to apologize.