John VonMutius

I'm the wittiest John VonMutius there is.

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

#xfiles season 2, ep2, at 4:05. Mulder: "Treat yo'self." He is truly the original! How about that, @parksandrecnbc? The truth is out there.

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Dear #SanAntoniotx : You should add Cherry Pie álamo to your #dessert menu. Pronto. #yourewelcome #delicious

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

@lifeonstilts preset?

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Goodbye #SXSW. You've been good to me. Hello #SanAntoniotx! @LouVonM

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

#verticalcinema at #SXSW has happened. It's a thing. May need some work before it goes mainstream...

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

@juliebarrios i would love to stop by! Heard good things about that place, too.

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

@nharhut gr8 session! 1st ive seen to fill the entire hour with solid content. #SXSW #persuasion

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

People r more likely to believe your text when paired with a graphic, EVEN IF unrelated to content. #SXSW #persuasion

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Is it OK to smoke while praying? 96% say no. Is it OK to pray while smoking? 96% say of course! #SXSW #persuasion #copynundges

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Getting a coupon in ur email can release more oxytocin than kissing someone. #SXSW #persuasion Let's work on kissing better, people!

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Quadruple the likelihood that some1 will buy something by giving even 1 other option for context. #SXSW #persuasion

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Parting w money activates the same part of your brain as feeling physical pain. #SXSW #persuasion

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Packed room to learn 7 decision shortcuts that influence behavior. Lots of real examples already. #SXSW #persuasion

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Avg attention span of goldfish (9 sec) has eclipsed avg human attention span (8 sec). #SXSW #persuasion

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

If content is king, then BS is queen. And we all know who REALLY rules the kingdom. Lessons learned at #SXSW with @lifeonstilts.

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Rule 35: Anything you think of has already been posted to #youtube #vine #Instagram et al. #rule34 #SXSW #youtubeyou

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

Give your fans a good free lunch and they'll gladly pay for an even better dinner. #SXSW #youtubeyou

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

@LouVonM @RoyalBlueATX is my new favorite place. I'll come back to #SXSW just for that nitro coffee on tap'

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

After a high-energy night with the good folks from @Sprinklr, it's the last day of #SXSWi. Happy St Patty's Day!

[John VonMutius @jvonmutius]

"We originally thought we could render Toy Story with 18 cpus. We ended up with over 300. We can now render it in real time." -Pixar #SXSW