johnathon walraven

Sort of a coming of age movie...but in tweets.

[On The Forecheck @OnTheForecheck]

KEVVVVVVVVVINNNNNNNNN FIALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

i really wanted nashville to win already... but now i've never wanted something more

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

damn all these years I thought @kylekinane was fighting a quixotic fight against a windmill no worse than any other.@United proved me wrong!

[Mr. T @MrT]

This might be hard to believe but One Day Soon I am gonna Retire from Pitying Fools! Because there's only so much Pity I can Give!

[Stars and Stripes FC @StarsStripesFC]

DON'T EVER LET THIS GAME END. I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD FOREVER.

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

POOR PEOPLE: we would like healthcare too
GOP: well well well, look who could afford to go to applebee's last april! nice try, moneybags

[Taylor Gabriel @TGdadon1]

Greatness pushes me not the money and the fame https://t.co/CSND90qpS6

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

A 70-year old man who watches 6 hours of TV a day, plays lots of golf, and always seems to be in Florida is a retiree, not a President.

[ROSIE @Rosie]

available - if called i will serve !!! https://t.co/LT84EJjfsw

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems the World goes batshit crazy, every few decades. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.

[Kirk Wallace Johnson @KirkWJohnson]

I served in Iraq, as USAID’s man in Fallujah. Lived alongside Marines and interpreters as they fought terrorists. @realdonaldtrump (1/many)

[Mark O’Connell @mrkocnnll]

Warren Ellis clears up the vexed question of whether it’s okay to punch nazis in the face

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

One thing that brings politicians from both sides of the aisle together—condemning Trump's attack on John Lewis.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to all the brave folks who fought in World War II, watchin' Americans give Nazi salutes in 2016.

[johnathon walraven @jwallll15]

@MakenzieBlalock but there's a drought

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'm tellin' y'all Boss Hog is GONNA get a cabinet post. I know he's a fictional character and whatnot but Trump's gonna find a way.