Jerome Walter

Chief Irony & Sarcasm Officer @ Trust Bank.
A pinch of salt taken, but in all seriousness.

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@ShridharSachin It's always time for some more sake ☺️

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

Hi everyone,

It's been a while. How have you ben doing? These are interesting times, aren't they?

Personally, I feel like it's time for a little more Trust? Don't you think?

😉

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@yogendra Signed: J 😉

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

So, apparently since my last post, we built a Bank. Easy peasy. Not so sweaty 😅

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@starbuxman I guess your favorite place for once isn't Production, but recovery 😉

Take care!

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

Cloud security is a graph DB where your nodes don't live long enough for you to look at them. Hopefully.

#cloud #cloudsecurity #cybersecurity

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

"You're crazy!"

Insult or compliment?

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@AccidentalCISO If she *wants* to learn french, you can start with Duolingo & French TV shows.
Ideal is French school, but of course you'll have to give up your retirement 😉

Kids learn through fun or necessity.
Either she enjoys learning, or you have to make it necessary for them.

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@ShridharSachin I recall a teleconference company was working on that a few years back, with the ability to measure engagement levels and contribution through body language.

This is too scary imho. The loser will be the one disengaged, not the bad manager who is the reason for it...

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@ShridharSachin Time to POC: 6 months.
Time to Lift & shift 1 app: 12 months.
Time to Replatform: 18-24 months.
Not unheard of.

By then, your PMs have moved on and the new lead wants to change the plan. Also, the market has moved. So you go back to square 1.

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

Nothing. Beats. Cheese. 😍

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

"Only the Sith deals in absolutes"
- Obi-Wan (c) Star Wars

The scriptwriter probably didn't meet many Infosec folks 😂

#StarWars #infosec #positiveinfosec

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

Still to this day, I can't hear/read a mention of #OPA without having "Gangnam Style" in my mind.

Is that a valid reason to forbid it's use? 😅

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@ShridharSachin I already have Matt 😉

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

Little pleasure in life. When your vendor's lawyer describes security defenses in technical details that would put to shame some security professionals 🤣

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

And here we are again: patching.
We shall forbid patching unless you prove you can't rebuild the server instead.

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@soadna @The_Shinji62 Awesome 😎!

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@ShridharSachin Also, in this part of the world, 面子 has a part to play.

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

@ShridharSachin Depending on the topic, convincing the crowd through back channels could the best way to create sufficient momentum for the larger change. Particularly when "the right thing" goes against conventional wisdom.

Or should I have WhatsApp this comment instead of the forum? 😉

[Jerome Walter @jwalter_sec]

"You're not secure, you don't have a firewall."
I don't have a DC either though 😆