jacob

easily intrigued, generally stoked | outdoors, encores he/him

[jacob @jwar27]

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

biden 2024 social media team:

[jacob @jwar27]

@Joshykb FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER!!

[jacob @jwar27]

my guy wants to write a dystopian fantasy book so bad but already put all his XP into becoming a high level bard

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

Next week, a new chapter begins.
But today, we take a look back on how we got here.

[jacob @jwar27]

yeah me neither 😳🥺🫨😵‍💫

[jacob @jwar27]

you ever wake up feeling absolutely fragile? like if someone bumps into your grocery cart you might cry??

[jacob @jwar27]

@Stewjared True, true. Personally I’d love reports from any Saltburn families if they exist

[jacob @jwar27]

Big question this holiday season:
Is your family a Wonka family or an Iron Claw family?

[jacob @jwar27]

@notabricky A movie based on a family of wrestling brothers starring Zac Efron and Jeremy Allen White

[jacob @jwar27]

I am in a Wonka family and I wish we were an Iron Claw family

[jacob @jwar27]

In “All I Want for Christmas” Mariah Carey describes her desire for her muse as “more than you could ever know”. This implies that they, even in granting her Christmas wish, will never understand or reciprocate a love as deep as hers. Her passion will go unmatched. In this essay

[jacob @jwar27]

@soundcheckspins @sjowgren @live105fm @AaronAxelsen I’m confused, isn’t this image of @BadBadHats? Huge fan of both bands, though.

[jacob @jwar27]

it’s time for my annual season of ski bum cosplay when I’m really just a corporate girlie going on the weekends

[jacob @jwar27]

you deserve a break from work stress so we proudly present: ✨ family drama ✨

[jacob @jwar27]

family holidays as an adult are equally joy-filled and dreadful. and with divorced parents? don’t get me started ahhh

[jacob @jwar27]

@afctyga bait goes crazy with the claim plus the song being about “Jota”

[jacob @jwar27]

:(

[jacob @jwar27]

@bevieray finally away from work, enjoying my life and you want me to revisit my stress?? Work is the least exciting thing about me

[bev @bevieray]

the question “how was/is work” is the worst fucking question. DON’T fucking ask me that. i will talk about literally anything else, gladly tell you my deepest darkest secrets but DON’T make me talk about work.

[jacob @jwar27]

COLD DAY. HOMEMADE SOUP. 10/10

[jacob @jwar27]

@wssmawi @ESPNFC that animal next to him is the goofiest non-goat-looking goat I’ve ever seen