John Warmuth

believe so that you may understand

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@cenkarslan @autogynefiles The percent of people who know the opening line but haven’t read the book hasn’t dipped below 95% since the nineteenth century

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@MattBruenig @Noahpinion I bet you could get an opinion poll to show it. People really would just put 4 for “I dislike America”

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@archibaldcrane @MattBruenig @AliceFromQueens Yeah literally every other McDonald’s change in the last two decades has been making less human work, this is a huge departure

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@nocertainlynot Damn, kinda committed to this one now

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@underverse @steviewelles55 @MattBruenig @yashalevine You didn’t have the externalities in mind? It was only you, thank heavens, otherwise we’d really be screwed. Do you concede we’ve talked in a whole circle then?

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@underverse @steviewelles55 @MattBruenig @yashalevine There’s no comparison between the effects of electrifying the world and LLMs, yes, but of course the other way. We’re burning coal to have this conversation from miles away, it has plenty of externalities I’m sure you’ve heard of

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@underverse @steviewelles55 @MattBruenig @yashalevine Well then go like 16 replies back and make that point, we’re way down a chain over here. Also, contemplate Electricity, as Bruenig recommends

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@steviewelles55 @underverse @MattBruenig @yashalevine Well that would be the access justice argument that is actually what’s being poo poo’d here by @yashalevine

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@moogthulhu @Shabijfinch @benedictsred Also it’s what happens in the text of the story? A running gag is that he tells his tale to a bunch of different people because they keep leaving

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@isaiah_bb @haralabob At what point in history was this not true?

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@WestPineBills Is anyone arguing steroids alone made him great? I think they’re saying cheating is disqualifying and that’s a much harder thing to argue against

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@Evanryt You can buy beers at that museum

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

If you say sorry too much you should start saying excuse me instead. Functionally the same, rhetorically much stronger

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@WINKSinBREWTOWN @Dom_Cotroneo are you like actually related to him or is it a brotherhood of all winklers kind of thing?

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@fmaddenNBA The Milwaukee Bucks beat the heat as many times as the hawks did in the playoffs

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

@jpmann1962 @fmaddenNBA unless he makes the finals i would say the last time he humiliated us out of the playoffs with a gentleman's sweep when we had the best record in the league (not even three full years ago!) is still the peak of jimmy's career

[John Warmuth @jwarmuth]

you've been given a second chance at life, how long do you keep mike mccarthy this time?

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

The whole world hates America because our numbers are so good. 100 degrees — that’s a really hot day. 100 MPH — that’s really fast. $100 — that’s a lot of money. They wish they could live like this.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

if Biden changed the TSA liquid thing and did a PSA where stars like Chris Pratt bring a giant Cerave face wash bottle in carry on bags, it certainly wouldn’t hurt him

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@Real_SlimSwayze @LazlosGhost