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[jacob @jwbib]

@keystill Lil Crohn’s

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@youngc3231 you’ve clearly never used these

[jacob @jwbib]

these are the worst kind of paper plate

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can’t believe i can adopt cher

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don’t take bong rips after eating spicy nugs from wendy’s. shit is hotter than the sun

[jacob @jwbib]

i make all of my sandwiches with a single, folded-over slice of bread. it provides the perfect bread-meat-cheese-veg-dressing ratio and it’s more frugal than using two slices. you’ve gotta justify using two whole slices of bread to me

[derek @derpo377]

She just died? Wow. I didn't know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.

[jacob @jwbib]

@BaritoneBeard given that most gov websites look older than computers themselves, i can’t say that this really surprises me

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@amazingatheist

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no idea who this guy is or if he’s serious but i think he might have IBD

[NLE THE GREAT @nlethegreat1]

I’m so healthy I shit atleast 5 to 7 times a day. Consistent vowel movements mean the body is caught up to what’s on the stomach currently, not what’s been bloating in you. Vowel movements often means healing . If you are not using the rest room atleast 2 times a day, not good💯

[jacob @jwbib]

the upper crust of our society will never understand the pleasures of purchasing a lottery ticket at a local convenience store

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@Fumbledore1 inclined to say improve as being compared to jack black is theoretically never a bad thing

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all of disturbed’s music is something that jack black would make ironically, but unironcially

[jacob @jwbib]

oat milk back at og dunks. comeback of the century

[jacob @jwbib]

@xaviersonline the only one that i think might be worse is the mini mushroom, which just feels pointless to use aside from finding a few secrets. it’d be a cool power-up if some levels were designed around it, but it’s just kinda hollow

[jacob @jwbib]

how to unlock easy mode in elden ring
1. beat the game
2. start ng+

[very normal guy @yakubsgift]

Happy st patricks day

[jacob @jwbib]

you gotta grow up if you still play grand theft auto online

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https://t.co/zQkfganPox my vocal mixing on this was trash so i’ve reuploaded it here 😎😎

[jacob @jwbib]

https://t.co/X1z4JIItLq shameless promotion: this is my first ever soundcloud track. written, produced, and sung by me. i hope anyone who decides to listen enjoys :)