JW

Paper shuffler who gets confirmation bias from both sides of the aisle. I write, too.

[JW @jwdoom]

@rockstarenergy The new formula is pretty bad. You taste like Monster’s rotten pineapple juice now. I won’t be buying any more of it.

[JW @jwdoom]

@SenJeffMerkley Take a break from virtue signalling and support @justinamash ending qualified immunity. I'll be checking next election.

[JW @jwdoom]

@ronwyden Are you supporting @justinamash in ending qualified immunity? I'll be checking when I vote next.

[JW @jwdoom]

Just saw @newseasons turn away a teenage girl trying to shop with her dad. Even given the circumstances, not okay.

[JW @jwdoom]

@OregonGovBrown @tedwheeler Please continue resisting cries for further restriction on civil liberties until EVIDENCE supports current measures are insufficient.

[JW @jwdoom]

@tedwheeler Where’s the evidence to even consider a shelter in place order??? Stop the panic! Don’t do it!

[JW @jwdoom]

@pinkparadox You betta! Happy birthday!

[JW @jwdoom]

Pity the Fool https://t.co/Qy9db3BEZN via @gfstarr1 #FireRobManfred

[JW @jwdoom]

@theamericanjerk Everybody has lapses in taste. I heart Big Macs. *shrug*

[JW @jwdoom]

@xtop @theamericanjerk I suspect QT bet he could make a movie composed entirely of B Stories.

[JW @jwdoom]

@cwgabriel Claw shrimp!!!!

[JW @jwdoom]

@theamericanjerk Explains the trenchcoat.

[JW @jwdoom]

@theamericanjerk Oregon's vote by mail makes it so much easier to turn in beer- and ash-stained ballots.

[MLB Europe @MLBEurope]

You might have heard some rumours... Now it’s official. @Cardinals vs @Cubs. London Stadium. 2020. Get ready.

More info coming soon.

#TimeToFly #EverybodyIn

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

Sunday lookin' like:

Rockets-Warriors, Game 7
Sixers-Raptors, Game 7
Blazers-Nuggets, Game 7
Targaryen-Lannister, Game 7

[JW @jwdoom]

The #NBA needs to spin off a horse league for people who like watching free throws so the rest of us can watch basketball.

[JW @jwdoom]

@BeelersPurePork You’re a recent discovery. Loving the bulk sausage! Tried the links and the link casings are coming off. Never seen that before. Any idea why?

[JW @jwdoom]

@newseasons Whyyyyyy? Bring back the real sour cream tubes please!

[Cubs Magic Number @CubsMagicNumber]

2: #Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! The Cubs were firing on all cylinders Friday at a wet, cold, & windy Wrigley Field, beating the Cards 8-4 behind a dominant start from Hendricks and a HR from KB! #ThatsCub #GoCubsGo #FlyTheW

#EverybodyIn

[JW @jwdoom]

@FBPurity I’m seeing colored background posts. I just confirmed Hide colored boxes and Normalize Colored / Big Font Statuses are checked.