Jesse Weir

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

MERRY CRISSMAS

[phil @warmfourloko]

well damn jackie i can’t control the coronavirus

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

this virus has me gettin reallyyy used to goin 60 through school zones

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

@c_rred every time I cough in public I feel like I’m about to get tackled lol

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

havin a girl is like having an echo dot. you gotta say everything juuust right or you gon end up repeating yourself until you do

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

all these girls freaking out over galentines like yea we know, it’s called bro night

[Jon Kilmer @JonKilmer]

Grind now so later your dogs can have the backyard they deserve

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

I will pay double/triple for an escooter that can actually make it up these fay hills

[cory @_averagemeat]

National Anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- way fuckin overplayed

Drake & Josh theme song
- singlehandedly raised me
- fucking slaps
- I never thought it’d be so simple but
- I found a way
- I found a way

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

jäger bombs > mimosas

[CALE SAURAGE @CaleSaurage]

Laughing like this is the best feeling in the world 😭😭😭😭

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

I’m going to thrive as a “middle aged” person. I can just feel it

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

Woke up feeling so blessed😌🦃

Being thankful takes forgiveness. Love the ones you have, forgive the ones you don’t.

[Isaac Johnson @ImIsaacJohnson]

I'm telling my kids this is Eminem

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

I want thanksgiving food alreadyyy

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

@_alejannndraaa nunca insultaría a una mujer hermosa como tú

Hopefully that translated right😂

and I liked your tweet, some other ones got me heated this morning lmaoooo #ArkieForLyfe

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

@nflmemes Out there playin like

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

Forever will give me the chills

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Im off on an adventureeee...

[Jesse Weir @jweir4g]

Sunday is probably the only day of the week I care for