Jordan Whiteley

Entrepreneur, lover of the journey.

[xadran @xadrani]

short people piss me off.

so you're telling me there's a whole section of the population

who were too stupid and lazy to:

- get 10 hours sleep/night through puberty
- eat with perfect nutrition
- exercise daily
- be mindful of posture

etc. etc.

and yet im supposed to treat him like an equal?

i was born to be 5'4 MAX.

yet through LITERAL blood, sweat, and tears,

i put in the work to push that to 5'11.98 (measured 2 months ago, so give or take ~0.05 of an inch)

and now some midget who spent those vital years eating pizza and drinking mountain dew

is supposed to be someone i should respect?

its laughably pathetic honestly.

FACT:

14.5% of men are 6ft or taller.
Among CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, 58% are 6ft+

3.9% of men are 6’2 or taller.
Among F500 CEOs, 30% are 6’2+

your height is a key indicator of your outlook on life.

give me someone who's 5'11.98+ and i could reasonably guess they're:

smart, disciplined, hard working, confident, etc.

give me someone below that,

and the ugliness of their soul makes your eyes water.

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@LukeOvgard And a new love was born🫶🏼

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@TrentYarnell When’s this list coming out? You got the inside scoop? #hawking

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

What’s up X

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@marcuswikegard Yo same

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

“I’m tired of living through historic events”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@JakeOvgard Hydro homies 😤🤝

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Mitch McConnell says he wants corporations to "stay out of politics."

McConnell accepted $4.3 million from corporations in the last 5 years to fund his campaigns.

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@JakeOvgard Look how they are interlocked! I’m pretty sure lol

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@JakeOvgard That’s 4 45’s on each side

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So @RobinhoodApp is saying they are protecting their users from over leveraging and getting burned. But somehow it’s okay when hedgefunds literally do the same exact thing. Nobody had a problem then until the hedge funds lost. Now speculating is a huge issue. #frauds

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

no one:

8 year old me:

[Jordan Whiteley @Jwhite503]

@CorySinner @marcuswikegard Epic insight here, thanks boys

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Call of Booty, great game