Kramer's Remarks

Father, husband, retail buyer and game-show host wanabe.

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When the cover band at the 4th of celebration sinds something that they shouldn't
#stayinyourlane #

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At @Wendys today. I asked for sweet and sour sauce to go with my nuggs and so did the person behind me. That tells me that the people have spoken. Wendy's we want Sweet and Sour sauce back!

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As someone who is heavily involved in @LittleLeague, a word to the wise to all of you youth coaches, don't be that coach. Teach the kids the game. Let the kids have fun. It's not just about the W's. It's developing young people so they grow up to be leaders.
#coach

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I met my wife because of the @ginblossoms now we are going to see them in concert for her birthday in July.

It's her birthday but I am the one that got the gift.

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Not sure I like the changes to #PopCultureJeopardy . Without the third person and the Triple Play, it's just Jeopardy I don't know the answers....or questions to.

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Hey @Google . Updated my message app to Google MiPhone? because my old message app is being discontinued and it won't load. Since you're taking over everything, what can I do besides buy an iphone?

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@SeattleKraken My son and I had a blast! Great atmosphere and experience. Thank you.

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Our first @SeattleKraken game!

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And for the first time in #SuperBowl history, a kicker will win MVP.

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My 15-year-old daughter has an Amazon Music Playlist called, "Shit My Dad Listens To That Is Low-key a Bop." And I've never loved her more.
#dadlife

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

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Football at 1

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Good Luck!!

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@MLBNetwork it's Most Valuable Player. If you take both Judge and Raleigh off their team, which team is hurt more?

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@AmazonAlexa listens to my 5 year old better than she listens to me 🤣

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B got invited to a birthday party.
Me: Did this kid RSVP to B's Party?
Wife: No, but we don't have to RSVP until thec1 12th.

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C'mon @ESPNPlus

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Bowling league with 16 and 4 was tagging along. 16 get's a strike. I get 8 on my first ball...

4: Dad, Brother knocked them all down. You need more practice.
Me: Thanks, Coach

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I just changed the vacuum belt in 3 minutes 54 seconds. My training for the Husband Olympics is really paying off.

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Done using @Safeway Drive up and Go service. Twice in the last three weeks Ive had to go back to the store to fix a mistake made by the staff. I understand people make mistakes but the lack of customer service and accountability by the staff is unacceptable
#CustomerServiceFail

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My wife asked Alexa for today's weather for our town. Alexa gave her three forecasts for cities that aren't ours, including one in Italy. My only guess is Alexa is trying to get us out of the house so she can take over all our home electronics. The robot uprising has begun!

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As a parent, my kids have asked a lot of questions. Here's a new one:
4: Dad, can I ride the dog like a horse?
#parenting