Jonathan Wolf

Bills Mafia, Sabres, Yankees, Tottenham. Competitive shooter, student of history, the ACW, and all around swell guy. The views expressed here are solely my own.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

At a wedding tonight where I only knew two people other than the bride and groom, and I managed to find the only other Civil War buff in the crowd at the reception. I can’t tell if my wife was thoroughly impressed or thoroughly disgusted. Likely the latter.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

Took me just under 5 months but I finished this set of books this week. If you’re wondering why I just now got around to reading it, well, at ~3000 pages and ~1.6M words, it was intimidating. But, worth every minute! Best single account of the war I’ve ever read.

#CivilWarBooks

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@BuffaloSabres @pcdonaldson83 Coach - you got jobbed. You were absolutely the coach of the year this year!

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@milstrategy26 @hsimon62 Um… Did Tampa win the cup this year? Also, it’s a regular season award. Doesn’t include the playoffs.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@hsimon62 And did it all in four months! (Dead last in December to division winners in April).

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@gettysburgmaam Oooooh, it’s starting…

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

Amazing!

[Jim Murray @bigjimmurray]

You think it can’t get better after the cocky throw of the northern cardinal but man, what a fuckin showman!

10 of 10 best thing I’ve seen on the internet in years

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@alexbrasky Explain to me like I’m five how you land Myles Garrett while staying under the cap and not gutting the rest of the team. I’m not being a jerk. I genuinely want to understand.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@gettysburgmaam Happy birthday!!! Hope you have a great day.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@django I mean, if you think about it, it’s a pretty good sustainability model.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

Update: I chatted with a representative via DM and I’ve been issued a return ticket and will be returning the covers this weekend. Thank you, Wayfair. While I’m frustrated I had to take this public to get assistance, I do appreciate the quick resolution once I talked to a human.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

Won’t be buying from @Wayfair anymore. Ordered matching covers for two patio chairs. Marketed specifically for these chairs and recommended by Wayfair. THEY DON’T FIT! Not even close. But they’re ineligible for a return or refund. That is unacceptable, @Wayfair.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@ClaimA49336 I did, yesterday, and I spoke to someone named Billy. I’ve been issued a return ticket and will be returning the covers this weekend. Thank you.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@theeammon @AshleyInMKE @DiscourseMKE 😮

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@Wayfair So I sent you a DM with the information you requested as well as an explanation of the issue and immediately got contacted by your “social media bot.”

How about providing a little customer service by having a human contact me, please.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@theeammon @AshleyInMKE @DiscourseMKE I’m surprised you stayed 6 months.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@theeammon @AshleyInMKE @DiscourseMKE Well I think we all need to hear those stories.

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@theeammon @AshleyInMKE @DiscourseMKE Just curious, what’s the required IQ to market shoe inserts in Virginia? 🤣

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@hicasamadim 72

[Jonathan Wolf @jwolf312]

@news_jul @nbcsnl Love that you’re being a good sport. The internet is a crazy place and you’re handling it like a pro.

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.