jac

short for canis adustus | she/her

[kim @KimmyMonte]

waitress: are there any allergies at this table?

me, already drunk: POLLEN

[jac @jwright823]

@yaasdietcoke Don’t worry I literally never will!!

[jac @jwright823]

@yaasdietcoke 👀❤️

[chase @_chase_____]

the couch is for being so exhausted and cozy you can’t possibly keep your eyes open. the bed is for laying wide awake tossing and turning in the throes of an existential crisis until the sun comes up

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me eating a dish that took me 17 ingredients and 4 hours of my day to make: This is pretty good!

Me eating bread with butter: I would fight god for this.

[Tegiminis @tegiminis]

horrors beyond your comprehension? skill issue. i comprehend these horrors just fine.

[trash jones @jzux]

i only have room for one toxic relationship in my life and that’s dairy

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

“We can have different opinions and still be friends” doesn’t apply to human rights.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Guy’s House 😂 @Harry_Styles

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

time to participate in my favorite christmas tradition: day drinking

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

gorgeous girls say “I’ll just have a little snack” then eat a whole brick of cheese

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Cats in STEM.

[Sandra Bullock @DashingLola]

If I say “I’m hungry” we got about 9 minutes until im a different person

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

In one sense I am awake but in another more accurate sense I am a lifeless vessel reanimated by 500mg of caffeine

[𝒎𝒐𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒅 @muuhaamedadel]

Normalise sending memes to stay in touch cause i got nothing to talk about sorry.

[mitchy @mitchoo_oo]

got a full set to teach the hotties how to defend themselves….he’s a king for that