Jovann

Big ol' head.

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@Tesco just found a rock in my frittata and/or hummus. What’s your complaints procedure. Can’t find anything on your website 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@watsoncomedian my mate is sat near you in a pub and he’s too shy to say hello. Could you just say “SKREBELS” (his surname) out loud to freak him out

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@anniemacmanus please help I’m being driven round the bend trying to find a track you played. It’s an Australian (I think?) electronic (not edm) track PLEASE HELP

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@visualsatire Steven Berkoff

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Do I need to tell the covid tracker app when I have a hangover? #2020

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Wish I’d said this earlier. Big facts. Could’ve swung it

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Only tories drink white wine

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@HenryLovesYou re: cushions for boys with sore bums. Get a camping pillow, inflate it as little as you can, sit on it. It’s like sitting on a cloud.

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They all get on your hands when you flip it over

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The upside down is just the underside of that log in your garden, just swimming with woodlice and slugs

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George Clooney's character in Burn After Reading takes a REALLY quick shower after his run. What's up with that? Really took me out of the film. Probably why I didn't watch it again.

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No one has as good a grip on the British mindset than the person who included “suitable for home freezing” on hot cross bun packets

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20 years on. Still can't believe tom hanks managed to blow up a tank with that tiny gun #inspirational #savingprivateryan

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The trump era is a blessing for watching bigots suddenly noticing their fav artists aren't mouthbreathing racists @LPontheleft @marcusparks

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Maidenhead vote rigged! Lord Buckethead was robbed! #maidenheadrecount #electionfraud #lyingbastards #impeachmay

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3 incredible humans dead this year due to driver negligence. Famous names are the tip of the iceberg #ripmikehall #ripscarponi #riphayden

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@2plus2isjoe but you wanna...

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@2plus2isjoe so now you hate me?? This is an emotional rollercoaster.

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@2plus2isjoe see above same *concern