Jxlan

Futures Trader (triple underscore)

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

FYI: I fully intend to get paid out from my bet on Polymarket.

I bet $500K that Microstrategy had sold Bitcoin before May 31st.

In fact, they did. And there's no world in which you can argue that they didn't. Where's the money Shayne?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

It's official.

MicroStrategy, $MSTR, is now facing its biggest unrealized loss in history, at -$10.8 billion.

In other words, after 6 years of buying Bitcoin, the company is now down -17% on its position.

By comparison, the S&P 500 is up +116% over this same timeframe.

Since MicroStrategy sold 32 Bitcoin at $77,135 per coin, their positions has lost -$11.8 billion in value.

This puts MicroStrategy's stock, $MSTR, down -77% since its record high.

Bear market is an understatement.

[J trader @jtrader]

🚨 THE BIGGEST ORACLE DISPUTE IN @Polymarket HISTORY

$79M is frozen on Polymarket.

A simple yes/no about MicroStrategy.

A rule edited at 1pm the day after.

The rule: "MSTR sells any Bitcoin by May 31, 2026?" Three sentences. Nothing about when confirmation has to arrive.

What happened: MSTR sold 32 BTC between May 26-31. T

heir 8-K filing went public June 1, dating the sale "as of May 31, 4:00 PM ET."

So MSTR sold before the deadline. Their own filing says so. On paper, this was a YES.

Then at 1pm ET on June 1: sixteen hours after the deadline.

Polymarket added a new sentence: "Confirmation achieved outside the timeframe does not qualify."

A sentence added after they knew the answer.

YES collapsed below $0.01.

The detail nobody can explain: the same MSTR question runs on three deadlines.

→ Sells by June 30 → YES ✅
→ Sells by Dec 31 → YES ✅
→ Sells by May 31 → NO ❌

Same 8-K. Same source. Three different answers.

The market is in active dispute and resolves in the next 10 hours.

What do you think it should resolve: YES or NO?

[0xDinosaur @0xDinoCrypto]

I’m 20 years old, still a university student.

Before this dispute, I was one of the top 10 YES holders in the Polymarket MicroStrategy market. I lost around 35,000 USDC because I trusted the written rule.

The rule said YES if MicroStrategy sold Bitcoin by May 31.

It did not say the sale had to be publicly disclosed by May 31.

That is the whole issue.

If you want to help:

Repost this.
Tag a journalist.
Tag a lawyer.
Send this to a crypto researcher.
Submit your case if you were affected.

https://t.co/pmXUtr9jFD

Silence is what platforms count on.

Don’t give them that.

[Car @CarOnPolymarket]

Michael Saylor sold 32 BTC at $77,135

He received $2.5M

Bitcoin crashed to $67,000

He can now buy back 37.4 BTC

Net gain: 5.3 BTC (+16.6%)

Genius

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

I was just scammed for $500K by Polymarket.

I am "willo2", the top holder of YES on "MicroStrategy sells Bitcoin by May 31st".

Here's what happened:

[curb @CryptoCurb]

$HYPE is going to $420+

[Bimba @BimbaCrypto]

🧠 I FOUND A CLAUDE BOT ON POLYMARKET: 13,514 TRADES, $153K PROFIT - STILL PRINTING (THE 20-55¢ STEADY HAND)

Meet JetFadil. Joined Mar 2026.

> 10,645 predictions → 13,514 now (+2,869 trades)
> Profit: $130,291 → $152,942.42 (+$22,651)
> Still ~190 trades/day. Still buying 20-55¢.

HIS BIGGEST WINS - STILL DOMINATED BY THOSE MARCH SNIPES

> BTC Up @ 19.2¢ → 2,280 shares → +$1,842 (+421%)
> BTC Down @ 30¢ → 2,940 shares → +$2,059 (+233%)
> BTC Up @ 34.7¢ → 3,180 shares → +$2,077 (+188%)
> BTC Up @ 31¢ → 2,520 shares → +$1,739 (+222%)
> BTC Down @ 37.3¢ → 3,180 shares → +$1,995 (+168%)
> BTC Up @ 48¢ → 5,640 shares → +$2,932 (+108%)

WHY THIS IS STILL A CLAUDE BOT

> 190 trades/day - consistent for over 2 months, no weekends off
> Always buys the 20-55¢ range - never chases 99¢, rarely goes above 60¢
> Wins 100-420% on cheap entries, steady 80-110% on mid‑range
> Zero emotion, identical pattern across 13.5k trades
> Position sizing scales predictably (2k-5k shares per window) - pure machine

THE STRATEGY (UNCHANGED - JUST MORE VOLUME)

> Buys directional 5‑min BTC contracts at 20-55¢
> Targets 2-5× on sub‑30¢ snipes, steady doubles on 40-50¢ entries
> No leverage. No narratives. Just grinding the mispricing curve.

13,514 trades. $153k profit in ~2.5 months.
Still printing. Still silent. Still eating Polymarket's 5-minute windows.

[Alter Ego @AlterEgo_eth]

Weather markets on Polymarket are full of easy money - if you know whose trades to follow

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Open Parity Terminal → Live Trades tab → apply these filters:

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• Side: BUY
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• Price: 5c–95c
• PnL: >$5,000+
• Win rate: >80%
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This gives you a clean, filtered list of profitable weather traders with no bots and no noise - just wallets with a proven track record

Bookmark their profiles, study their entry timing, and start building your own edge from theirs

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: $HYPE HITS $69.420 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY

[Car @CarOnPolymarket]

Just opened a 10x leveraged long on S&P 500 during the weekend

Predictions and Perpetual futures all on 1 platform

Polymarket.

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨RUSSIA JUST PULLED OFF A HISTORIC GOLD TRADE

After accumulating Gold between $1,050 and $1,600/oz from 2014-19, Russia is now selling reserves into record-high prices near $4,800/oz.

The Bank of Russia cut holdings by 900,000 ounces in the first 4months of 2026, generating an estimated $4.3 BILLION as Moscow increasingly taps gold reserves to offset budget pressures from falling energy revenues.

[DROID @droidbuilds]

“drop a model smarter than Opus 4.7”

“make it consume 4x more tokens”

“slowly nerf it until it behaves like Sonnet”

“lower the speed slightly so nobody notices”

“rebrand the original version as Opus 4.8 later”

“increase token usage again”

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Every man from has received the classic “HR breakup text” from a beautiful mid slightly out of his league and was sad for a few days.

The Safe & beta response (corporate compliance):
“All good, let me know if something changes!”

The right response is no response, but if you want to have fun… send this (borderline fireable, slight chance of promotion):

“No worries. Hmu when your next situationship implodes, & we can make out.”

When you’re already dead, you throw the Hail Mary

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@raqisright Lmao

Instagram is for girls

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

“Look at those Fishback rallies”

[symbiote @cryptosymbiiote]

We just formed a huge dump pattern

$60K is coming

$BTC

[MarketLens @marketlens_app]

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Today we are releasing realtime TP & SL visualisations for every available HL market

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[Bando @bandosei]

The Worst Crypto Predictions Ever:

1. Ansem

-95% across the board.

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

Claude successfully recovered the password to a wallet containing 5 BTC worth $398,000+ after the owner was locked out for 9 years.

Wild times.