Josh Crossland

[Josh Crossland @jxland1]

@Sidelines_SN @SSN_Seminoles @SSN_TTU @SSN_Utah @SSN_Oregon @SSN_USC @SSN_Coastal @SSN_HailState @SSN_UNC @SSN_UConn @GlenwoodFB

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

My 4 year old daughter plays soccer.

Her team has no coach and half the players don’t want to play.

The opposing team is running sprints with parachutes on their back.

Welcome to youth sports in 2023.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I had assumed that @ArtButSports was using some reverse image database to match things BUT IT’S LITERALLY JUST THE GUY REMEMBERING ART HE’S SEEN

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine

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[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Few things make me feel more feeble than being in charge of the kids solo. It was like a palace coup meets the aristocrats. Nudity, poop, a brawl, weeping (not me, ok?) Just abject chaos I was powerless to stop.

It all happened so fast. Just sitting in the dark now. #DadLife

[Josh Crossland @jxland1]

@RyanMahanSJR Did you read the letter? Think you’re off on this one. Think implication is that ESPN brokered UT/OU to SEC to improve value of ESPN-owned SEC rights and was pushing other Big 12 schools to do the same (WVA to ACC?) not desire to escape negative coverage.

[Josh Crossland @jxland1]

@TheOlsonLab @jpyoung82 @reedspadre You think this hasn’t already happened here? Ever wonder why I’m Josh and he’s J.P.?

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

March.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Fair and unpredictable elections are a blessing, even if they cause you to lose sleep. Treasure your doubt and fears, America, safe in the knowledge that even if things don’t go your way in this election, you know exactly when the next one will be, and that it will matter.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Four years ago, and worth remembering. Dreading a bad election result is infinitely better than knowing without a doubt what will happen, which is what billions of people living in dictatorships go to bed with every day.

[Spencer Cox @SpencerJCox]

I’m not sure this has ever been done before...but as our national political dialogue continues to decline, my opponent @PetersonUtah and I decided to try something different. We can disagree without hating each other. Let’s make Utah an example to the nation. #StandUnited #utpol

[Chelsea Parlett @ChelseaParlett]

Students: Will ________ be on the test tomorrow?

Me who hasn't written it yet:

[Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis]

If there must be another debate it should be moderated by a kindergarten teacher

[Mike “Antisocially Distant” @caltagm]

So they’ve stopped play at the Georgia Tech-Florida State football game because of lightning in the area. I don’t know why. More people die of the flu every year than being struck by lightning.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fox News is right: Any idiot can read off a teleprompter

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

It appears universities are going to try to pin their inevitable outbreaks on “irresponsible” students rather than ... themselves, for formulating completely unrealistic plans just to cash those tuition checks.

[Rishi Desai @RishiDesaiMD]

Here's a quick visual summary of what got us here: