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[Will @willreyner]

I don’t think we will ever witness two better back-to-back tweets again. Remember where you are. This is history.

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @HugoPap2]

My politics normally, vs my politics when an Argentinian starts speaking.

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Pickford and Kane both start, I understand

[John Ridge @WeaponScientist]

One of the greatest counterfactuals of the 21st century

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

Andy Burnham's train arrives at Euston at 13.09, neatly timed for 1pm news.

People may be reminded of Vladimir Lenin arriving at the Finland station in St Petersburg in 1917 from his exile in Switzerland. Lenin's arrival,
of course, led to the Russia's October Revolution.

[South Asia Index @SouthAsiaIndex]

British Prime Ministers since 2015 and number of days they served:

David Cameron— 2,256 days
Theresa May— 1,106
Boris Johnson— 1,140
Liz Truss— 49
Rishi Sunak— 619
Keir Starmer— 717

In comparison, India - a former British colony- has quite different numbers:

Narendra Modi — 4,411 days

In other words, Modi has witnessesd six different British PMs arriving in the Number 10 and going very soon.

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Reporter: How do you define ceasefire?

Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea have won more games in all competitions against Tottenham than we have against any other club.

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Starmer reading Streeting's resignation letter

[Glen Robertson @gsrobertson89]

Remember when Roman signed Crespo, Shevchenko and Torres to keep Drogba on his toes……….

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[Zak 🇪🇸 @ZG1999_]

John Terry and Rupert Lowe in the dugout for Sunday

[Martin Wickham @Martin_Wickham]

A gold star for whoever wrote that “£1.4billion and I miss Victor Moses” sign

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

So Sally can wait?

[Staffy @staffy_tv]

Tottenham might be the first ever team to rest their players in a Champions League KO round for the relegation battle on the weekend

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

Your only three professional hundreds being one in each international format, and against South Africa, Australia and India, is a simply sensational bit.

[Chapin @Chapinc]

You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?