Ifeoma Ojidoh

Data Analytics &
Finance

[Ifeoma Ojidoh @jydo_wele]

Think less of becoming an excellent student and think more of becoming an excellent person outside the classroom

[O.A @snrmanOA]

This is really all you need fr. Your family and a handful of close friends. In front of God and you are set.

Miss me with all that noise and dancing. Go to quilox if you want to dance.

[Dante Ehimen @eDante_]

Under this tweet, someone reminded this person that she campaigned for APC.
People are saying, "elections are over, now is not the time..."

Nigerians have this weird sense of morality & empathy that's upside down. I don't understand it

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

If you tweet that Remi Tinubu has a young boy she’s fucking and your tweet gets a certain amount of engagement and reach, you will see DSS infront of your house before 12noon today. But they can’t track terrorist. I hate that Nigerians life are valueless in our country.

[🌸CHIOMA🌸 @enyichioma_]

Light in my area has been bad for a few days, literally been spending 15k daily on fuel to power my chiller & deep freezers.

I know there are people on twitter that eat, love and buy what I sell, please help me reach them with your retweets 🙏🏾

Salted & unsalted butter - 3,500

[Unwanabasi✨ @BabyWhale___]

Why can’t you people do waist beads that’ll give women jobs at Chevron fgs🤦🏽‍♀️😩

[Ola Adebari🎙️ @ola_adebari]

Ladies, if you keep yourselves virtuous like the second “this” is portrayed, don’t settle with a man that has spent his “good”years playing with the first “this”. A fuck boy outside marriage will turn into a fuck dog inside marriage and embarrass you beyond comprehension. Ire oo

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Lies. There is food everywhere. Fuel is everywhere as well. Please learn how to speak in public. You are painting the goverment in a bad light. If the News is not from TVC, NTA or Channels, then it’s Fake News. Stop propagating lies against the Goverment. Asiwaju leads, we follow

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

That babe deeply feels that Nigerians are beneath her, so she isn’t just mad that she’s being dragged online; it’s the people doing it that are making her go crazy. She sees us as inferior and worthless. You can just tell. 😂

[Oku @oku_yungx]

If you ever discover the cure to HIV, CANCER or any disease they tell you has no cure but can be managed, please don't come out.

Stay in that hole and use it on your people.

DO NOT COME OUT !!!!

[LOTUS🪷 @Phechr_Ufuomaa]

Bible: A wife must submit to her husband.

Nigerian men: Yes!!!!!!!!!

Bible: Adultery is a sin and it's a solid ground for divorce.

Nigerian men: Men are polygamous in nature, marriage is for better for worse, divorce is not an option, a divorced woman is a stupid woman.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

I dislike people who got lucky and fortunate enough to find exposure and are now acting like everyone else is lazy or not trying hard enough.

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

“Did you take the pill?”

Men really think morning after pills are like vitamin c supplements that you take however you like. 🥴

[N.S @Sarkodie______]

Nick Cannon has got Competi, Competi

[Danny Thompson @DThompsonDev]

I remember when trying to get my first job in tech I finally found one company that I just absolutely loved. It aligned with everything I was looking for. I killed the interview. EVERY round.

Made it to the final round, killed that interview, even had the director LAUGHING with me. He ended the interview saying "You will definitely be hearing from us!" and patted me on the back. I never felt so happy. I got home and literally told my entire family "Gas station days are over!" I was so geeked out. I started cooking steaks and poured drinks. It was AMAZING.

2 hours later
I got a phone call.
They... They didn't want me.

My mind was literally racing. They kept talking but it was just sounds at that point, nothing that I could understand. My face immediately dropped, I couldn't string words together. I became so pale I could give Casper the ghost a run for his money. Put my phone down on the kitchen counter, couldn't even find the strength to turn off the stove, and walked like a zombie to my bed. I laid in that bed for 2 days.

I had never been so sick in my life. One of the first times in my life I had ever called out of work. My eyes could only see that director's smile, it was so warm. It was a good reminder that a warm smile can also burn.

LITERALLY, the best thing that NEVER happened to me. Not even a week later I was in the interview which ended up becoming my first job in tech which led to everything that came out after.

I am a big believer that sometimes the universe SEES things, HEARS things, or WITNESSES things that you may not have seen and it removes it from you, maybe even painful in the moment but it may be what you NEED vs what you WANT.

Shared this with a bootcamp so I figured I would share it here as well. Hope you got value out of this.

[Jemima @JemimaOsunde]

Let’s help these awesome young ladies go to Australia please 🥹😍🫶🏾❤️

[Jemima @JemimaOsunde]

Is there still space in the movie abeg? 🥲😂😂

[The Arsenal Stand @ArsenalN41]

HAUSA TRANSLATION:

A shekarar 1993, Bola Ahmed Tinubu ya mikawa gwamnatin Amurka dala 460,000 bayan wata kotu a Chicago ta gano cewa ana samun kudaden shiga daga safarar tabar heroin.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

🇳🇬: RE Tinubu tweet

For clarification, the source was United States Court documents which are public records and available in their entirety here: https://t.co/yFHCgRtF6Z

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Everybody was Igbo today by fire by force, like they had a feeling of what Igbo’s have been subjected to all these years.

So when next you're about to type, “Igbos like forming victim always”, you will remember the day you chop slap for looking like an Igbo person.

[Ifeoma Ojidoh @jydo_wele]

@cynosureoo7 @Bumafem_ @UnkleAyo Non functioning seaports and rail - pH, bayelsa, delta, cross -river. Intentionally left dormant to rot, people are just blind or stupid to admit that lagos port is intentionally the only functioning port. Reason why clearing of goods is exorbitant.