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lacks care

[j @jydolla]

Drinking Brazilian coffee beans roasted in Tokyo out of a Dunkin Donuts cup in Chicago

[j @jydolla]

Coffee cake is one of mankind’s greatest inventions

[j @jydolla]

Listening to out of tune mitski covers in a catholic church

[j @jydolla]

@brwhogan @CaptainCons Don’t listen to him this guy threw a 2 week extravaganza for his 28th birthday

[j @jydolla]

@MattCusack2 This is why we workshop ideas, I love it!

[j @jydolla]

If I am elected the Mayor of the city of Chicago I will ensure that every cab is a cash cab.

[j @jydolla]

My Italian heritage didn’t give me an olive skin tone but it did give me a lust for jewelry

[j @jydolla]

Watching a Vietnam documentary in my finest vintage 60s fatigues

[j @jydolla]

@TeamYouTube You just made a tear role down this young mans cheek. God bless you!

[j @jydolla]

@YouTubeTV why can’t I split screen the Thunder game and Diners, Drive-In & Dives?

[j @jydolla]

At a diner in DC eating scrapple watching a man fillet a fish on TV

[j @jydolla]

Diabetes makes you illiterate

[j @jydolla]

There are ford explorers everywhere for those with eyes to see

[j @jydolla]

At the Art Institute dressed like Wednesday Addams try to summon a goblin, ghost or ghoul

[j @jydolla]

Eating peanut m&m’s and drinking tea just like the good queen intended

[j @jydolla]

At McDonalds waiting on 7 large fries while I got 24 jalapeño poppers in my bag

[j @jydolla]

I also ate too much and now feel sick

[j @jydolla]

Ate a bowl of risotto too fast and now I’m out breath

[j @jydolla]

I’m not eating nearly enough rotisserie chickens

[j @jydolla]

I’ve got a parasite in my brain telling me to creat a Sim City in Rollercoaster Tycoon